So, you’ve stumbled onto my humble little blog. Perhaps you are a Millenial wondering why most of your friends aren’t fully employed. Or wondering why ObamaKare is being shoved down your throat. Or why your generation is on the hook for a national debt that stands at $17 $18 Trillion and counting. Maybe you are scratching your head wondering why your President thinks Global Warming the weather is more worrisome than Islamic Terror. And perhaps you’ve started to become aware there might be something the corrupt and biased lame stream media isn’t telling you. The answer, to these and other existential questions, is ... the Left - specifically, the modern American Progressive. Think of this site as a portal to a richer understanding of this answer, a portal purposely designed with a consciously cock-eyed bent to keep it entertaining. Because the First Amendment is forever and the Internet never forgets. (Plus you better figure out FICA isn't the name of a Swedish bikini model, before she eats your entire paycheck.)

How to use the portal? You could dive into my archive*. I was most active here 2010-2012, but that matters not. How many times do I need to demonstrate the central point? To wit, the political / ideological Left is a menace to the constitutional republic and must be resisted lest the American experiment in liberty devolve into socialist dystopia. If it's the more pointed hand-to-hand combat of the comment board that whets your appetite, click the 'My Disqus Comments' widget. I continue to visit that world from time to time as a light diversion. Or you could browse through my blog roll. It's a very representative collection of center-right blogs, though hardly exhaustive. I can't do the political / ideology thing 24x7, and you probably can't either. Leave that to the hysterical, talking point chanting, mob agitating, race baiting, election stealing, gaia worshiping, straw man torching, Islamic Terrorist appeasing, organized Left (aka OFA, MSNBC, UAW, SEIU, Think Progress, Media Matters, most of legacy media, the politically correct faculty lounge, anybody who belonged to Journolist, anybody connected to Occupy Wall Street, anything funded by George Soros or Tom Steyer, their paid Internet trolls, and the rest of the usual Team Leftie suspects).


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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Jack Wiley Dithers Interviews LibertyAtStake On Coming Out As Gay


JWD: I knew it!

LAS: Don't be stupid. It's a gimmick to promote the blog.

JWD: Oh. So, how's that supposed to work?

LAS: Well, blog traffic is down ... revenue flat-lined at zero ...

JWD: Oh, yeah, I need to mention the last two paychecks bounced.

LAS: See what I mean? Anyway, I read how some washed up scrub named #JasonCollins revived his NBA career just by claiming to be gay, and the light bulb went on.

JWD: Oh, come on, this really takes the cake. How are you gonna pull this off? I mean, where's the evidence?

LAS: Who the hell needs evidence? This is a blog, dummy! I can make sh*t up! And all it takes is a couple of tweaks ... maybe an all-male Rule 5 page ... maybe I'll change the avatar to a picture of me in assless chaps ...

JWD: Are you sure people will really be able to tell the chaps are assless - you know ... the hair?

LAS: Good point. I probably should have that thing waxed. Think you can do it?

JWD: Ewww! I'll take a pass. Ask your wife.

LAS: No way - she already said waxing the uni-brow was all she could handle.

JWD: And, beside, aren't you worried about what she'll think?

LAS: Nah, at this point it's just one more thing for her to throw out in divorce court.

JWD: What about your kids?

LAS: They don't read the blog anyway.

JWD: You know, I'm not used to being the voice of reason around here ... but this doesn't seem like such a great idea to me.

LAS: Are you kidding? This is gold. A few minor adjustments - hey, here's one ... you and I can go dancing at that place on Dupont Circle and we can make sure pictures get leaked to the Washington Post ...

JWD: No way.

LAS: Come on, nobody will know it's you. You can wear one of those leather masks with the zipper.

JWD: I said no way, Jose!

LAS: Chicken. But, as I was saying ... a few minor adjustments ... then I announce I'm the first gay conservative blogger ... and bingo! I'm raking it in!

JWD: Except you're not. Ever hear of @GayPatriot?

{sounds of typing on Google machine}

LAS: Fahk! You're not going to print this, are you?

Update 5/3/13

The following excerpt is from the op-ed penned by Francis Charles Hamilton in this morning's Vast Right Wing Conspiracy National Newsletter.
LAS gay? Preposterous! All those years that kid mooched off my liquor cabinet - I must have dropped a hundred hints and he never once took the bait. And that cheap stunt calling in Dithers to do an interview is nothing more than theater of the absurd. Dithers might as well be a blind squirrel - he couldn't find his nuts if you drew him a map. Senator Graham is secure in his position as our high profile token.

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