So, you’ve stumbled onto my humble little blog. Perhaps you are a Millenial wondering why most of your friends aren’t fully employed. Or wondering why ObamaKare is being shoved down your throat. Or why your generation is on the hook for a national debt that stands at $17 $18 Trillion and counting. Maybe you are scratching your head wondering why your President thinks Global Warming the weather is more worrisome than Islamic Terror. And perhaps you’ve started to become aware there might be something the corrupt and biased lame stream media isn’t telling you. The answer, to these and other existential questions, is ... the Left - specifically, the modern American Progressive. Think of this site as a portal to a richer understanding of this answer, a portal purposely designed with a consciously cock-eyed bent to keep it entertaining. Because the First Amendment is forever and the Internet never forgets. (Plus you better figure out FICA isn't the name of a Swedish bikini model, before she eats your entire paycheck.)

How to use the portal? You could dive into my archive*. I was most active here 2010-2012, but that matters not. How many times do I need to demonstrate the central point? To wit, the political / ideological Left is a menace to the constitutional republic and must be resisted lest the American experiment in liberty devolve into socialist dystopia. If it's the more pointed hand-to-hand combat of the comment board that whets your appetite, click the 'My Disqus Comments' widget. I continue to visit that world from time to time as a light diversion. Or you could browse through my blog roll. It's a very representative collection of center-right blogs, though hardly exhaustive. I can't do the political / ideology thing 24x7, and you probably can't either. Leave that to the hysterical, talking point chanting, mob agitating, race baiting, election stealing, gaia worshiping, straw man torching, Islamic Terrorist appeasing, organized Left (aka OFA, MSNBC, UAW, SEIU, Think Progress, Media Matters, most of legacy media, the politically correct faculty lounge, anybody who belonged to Journolist, anybody connected to Occupy Wall Street, anything funded by George Soros or Tom Steyer, their paid Internet trolls, and the rest of the usual Team Leftie suspects).

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Friday, May 23, 2014

Jack Wiley Dithers Exclusive: Code Name ‘Stands By Man’

(AP) - Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting
“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”

Byline: What difference does it make?

I have been lately slipping away surreptitiously to a non-descript parking garage in Foggy Bottom. It is there I have been meeting a former high ranking Obama administration official. I have given her the code name ‘Stands By Man’. To ensure the secrecy of her identity, I can neither confirm nor deny whether she plans to run for President in 2016. The insider information she has provided me in these few unnoticed and unheralded meetings is certain to dramatically alter how historians view the first four years of the Obama administration. Following are some of the more interesting revelations.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton totally wanted to officially label Boko Harum as a terrorist group, but was overruled in the inner circle by Vice President Joe Biden. ‘Stands By Man’ produced a fistful of memorandums dating back to 2008 transition team deliberations to prove it. My crack team of investigative journalists pawned our carbon dating machine to pay last month’s rent, so I am as yet unable to authenticate the age of these memos.

If the Iranians acquire a nuclear weapon it will totally be current Secretary of State John Kerry’s fault. To support this argument, ‘Stands By Man’ has shared an audio recording from a meeting between former Secretary Clinton and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Khamenei is clearly heard saying in his native Persian “Iran renounces the production of nuclear weapons as long as we have Madame Secretary’s word she continues to believe us.” The audio recording is loaded onto an official State Department ‘ObamaPhone’ that my investigators have authenticated as a retirement gift given to former Secretary Clinton.

The ‘ObamaPhone’ given to us by ‘Stands By Man’ also records a briefing outgoing Secretary Clinton gave incoming Secretary Kerry on the topic of Russian expansionism. So Crimea and Ukraine are Kerry’s fault, too. My investigators believe figuring out why the Kerry voice sounds vaguely like former President Bill Clinton holds the key to validating the authenticity of this recording.

‘Stands By Man’ has provided what is apparently a screen shot showing a tweet from Secretary Clinton to President Obama dated 9/11/12. The tweet is linked to an instagram selfie showing Secretary Clinton wearing a camouflage Kevlar pantsuit, and the tweet states ‘here with scary AFRICOM dudes ready for Benghazi rescue, need cross border authority’. As is we all now know, sadly, this authority was never granted.

According to ‘Stands By Man’ Secretary Clinton was copied on several official emails in the days following the Benghazi attack, and these emails demonstrate the YouTube video lie was totally made up by White House advisors Ben Rhodes and Tommy ‘Dude’ Vietor. Secretary Clinton had the foresight to secretly make personal copies of these emails and ‘Stands By Man’ informs us the content, when released, will show Secretary Clinton had nothing to do with it. She also showed me some emails from Clinton to both Rhodes and Vietor reminding them the Park Police officially declared Vince Foster’s death a suicide, in case they needed to be reminded.

We have also been given the draft bill Secretary Clinton wrote to request congressional authorization for military intervention in Libya; as well as evidence of the internal debate Secretary Clinton had with Susan Rice, who argued congressional authorization was unnecessary because it is superseded by UN authority under her ‘Responsibility To Protect’ doctrine. As we all know, Secretary Clinton’s carefully calibrated respect for the constitution was overruled by the Obama inner circle.

‘Stands By Man’ has promised more material blowing the lid off history’s understanding of the inner workings of the Obama administration’s first four years. These include shocking revelations Bo the dog is integral to the decision making processes used to select drone attack targetss, proof the State Department delegation borrowed the famous ‘Russian Reset’ button from Joe Biden’s personal collection of drinking game accessories, and many personal accounts attesting to Secretary Clinton’s role in advising President Obama to do the exact opposite of everything that was done under his foreign policy.

“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”
(AP) - Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting
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Monday, May 19, 2014

Demotivational Break-Dancer-In-Chief

Silly, undignified image from Adrienne's Corner.

Of course, would anyone expect any less from the administration of "hash tag diplomacy" and "Jeff Spicoloi inspired spin control"?

Perhaps our esteemed leader was attempting the oft-imitated, never duplicated, Spinarooni!

Only 977 days until the 22nd Amendment kicks in. Sigh.
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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Archiving 'This Just In' (4/28/14 - 5/7/14): My Contempt For Congress Just Diminished a Little Bit Today

Lois Lerner, employee of the people and corrupt Leftist apparatchik, will be slapped with her richly deserved contempt of congress charge today. Lerner can now consider the possibilities for saving her own skin by delivering her political masters to justice – compelled by a contempt of congress charge after asserting a 5th Amendment right she does not enjoy as the people's employee. What I really want to know is: when do we get to see her hauled out of her tony Bethesda crib in cuffs by the law?
Jack Wiley Dithers (JWD) reports it was Ellie Light who fabricated the Benghazi video lie. Dithers also claims it was Ellie Light who came up with 'What Difference Does It Make!' as Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign slogan.
Liars of Benghazi to be held to account by Special House Investigation.Memo to Speaker Boehner: Should have been done two years ago. Don't think this gives you flight clearance for an immigration amnesty bill, either.
What ails the republic in precisely three paragraphs. GDP only grew one tenth of one percent in first quarter 2014, 5 full years into the so-called "recovery" given to us by the progressive geniuses of the Obama administration, and their lickspittles in the corrupt and biased liberal media haven't even noticed. The photograph in the linked post is misguided, though. Wall Street is doing fine. Crony. Capitalism. Takes. Care. Of. Number. One. This is a main street recession.
Disastrous poll for Democrats. They've spun up the youth vote so much, without delivering results, that the poor pitiful idealistic kids are being driven away from voting at all. My comment to the original post is worth repeating here: A sign of Obama Fatigue Syndrome (OFS) among the nation’s utes, which will lead to some reflection, leading perhaps to some mitigation of the Low Information Voter problem.
Kinkophiles will be glad to learn from this Dave Davies BBC interview that he and Ray are getting along well enough (at least for now) to be considering a band reunion. Fantastic news ... but left unaddressed is this question - is Dave getting along well enough with original drummer Mick Avory to let him back in?
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