So, you’ve stumbled onto my humble little blog. Perhaps you are a Millenial wondering why most of your friends aren’t fully employed. Or wondering why ObamaKare is being shoved down your throat. Or why your generation is on the hook for a national debt that stands at $17 $18 Trillion and counting. Maybe you are scratching your head wondering why your President thinks Global Warming the weather is more worrisome than Islamic Terror. And perhaps you’ve started to become aware there might be something the corrupt and biased lame stream media isn’t telling you. The answer, to these and other existential questions, is ... the Left - specifically, the modern American Progressive. Think of this site as a portal to a richer understanding of this answer, a portal purposely designed with a consciously cock-eyed bent to keep it entertaining. Because the First Amendment is forever and the Internet never forgets. (Plus you better figure out FICA isn't the name of a Swedish bikini model, before she eats your entire paycheck.)

How to use the portal? You could dive into my archive*. I was most active here 2010-2012, but that matters not. How many times do I need to demonstrate the central point? To wit, the political / ideological Left is a menace to the constitutional republic and must be resisted lest the American experiment in liberty devolve into socialist dystopia. If it's the more pointed hand-to-hand combat of the comment board that whets your appetite, click the 'My Disqus Comments' widget. I continue to visit that world from time to time as a light diversion. Or you could browse through my blog roll. It's a very representative collection of center-right blogs, though hardly exhaustive. I can't do the political / ideology thing 24x7, and you probably can't either. Leave that to the hysterical, talking point chanting, mob agitating, race baiting, election stealing, gaia worshiping, straw man torching, Islamic Terrorist appeasing, organized Left (aka OFA, MSNBC, UAW, SEIU, Think Progress, Media Matters, most of legacy media, the politically correct faculty lounge, anybody who belonged to Journolist, anybody connected to Occupy Wall Street, anything funded by George Soros or Tom Steyer, their paid Internet trolls, and the rest of the usual Team Leftie suspects).

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Tuesday, December 30, 2014


New Year resolution for 2015.

I think I'll try one long run on post, in the 'This Just In' style I prototyped from 8/18/2013 to 6/9/14, for the entire year, or until I become bored, whichever first occurs. We already pretty much know the script anyway.

The Saul Alinksy Radical Occupying the Oval Office will push the constitutional limits of the Imperial Presidency to its breaking point. Congress, now under new management with the Other Party of Government in control, will spend the year attempting to repair the public image of the party and the institution. GLWT. The corrupt and biased lamestream media still wields considerable influence with the low information voter. The recently elected minority within the congressional majority - let's call these movement conservatives the "Conservative Ascendancy" - will provide the energy and ideological / intellectual vigor checking the abuses that will be perpetrated by the Leftist tyrant in the White House, to the extent possible. Democrats on Capitol Hill can choose between joining the caterwauling we will hear from radical Leftist mobs assembling on the streets, or joining Establishment GOP leadership engineered legislation.

Lies big and small will come out of the capital daily. Democrat lies will be either ignored or elevated to propaganda by the lamestream media (depending on the instructions they receive from the DNC), called out by alternative media, and generally come to nothing. Republican lies will be called out by lamestream media, called out by alternative media, and generally result in the ending of Republican careers. As a result of this media environment, there will naturally be many more Democrat lies. On with the show.



Congress fraudulently gifts itself health insurance discounts. People in DC need to got to jail for this. Literally. Lots of them. Maybe the lying hacks pulled this stunt because they saw *this* coming - since they wrote the automatic health care tax increases into the law nobody read before passing it.


Donald Trump is the crony in crony capitalism. That makes him part of the problem. The only reason he sits where he does in the 2016 race is the Establishment GOP has wasted years (at least 6 depending on how you count) ignoring and alienating the patriotic, hard working, blue collar people whose righteous anger the Donald is now tapping into. Let's hope he turns out to be nothing but the set up man (gratuitous baseball analogy) for a reformist closer not named Bush. Cruz, Walker, and Fiorina have earned places on my short list. Paul, too, on the strength of his direct attack on Trump in the first debate.


The tweeter known as @hale_razor nails it to perfection.
When anyone posing as a judge is empowered to tell us that plainly written simple phrases mean something other than what they obviously say, the rule of law ends and the tyranny of men begins.


So, why is anyone surprised SCOTUS finds the plain meaning of the text is to be held meaningless, when in 2012 the mandate was simply re-labeled a tax by the same gang of intellectually bankrupt hacks? My reaction to to the 2015 ObamaKare ruling is the same as my reaction to its equally pathetic 2012 cousin - "DC has become a dangerously ridiculous parody of governance." Don't forget this clown car train wreck of a law started out with our so-called "leaders" telling us we'll have to pass the bill to find out what's in it. Then came the mandate is really a tax mental abortion. Then the absurdly incompetent roll out. And then of course health care becoming cheaper and simpler to access for everyone. (Take a wild guess which part isn't true.) The only bright side here is the spineless hacks of the Establishment GOP weren't handed the gift of political cover they hoped for from the nine clowns disguised as judges down the street. I don't want to hear any more mealy-mouthing about veto-proof bills. Let the demagogue in the White House veto whatever he wants. Force the g*ddamned issue, g*ddamnit!


I don't know about you ... but passing yourself off as a completely different race, very publicly and for many years, seems like a lot of work to me. Kinking the hair to a meticulously maintained false consistency day over day? That's gotta be several hours in the bathroom per day right there. And keeping an artificially darkened skin tone consistently within acceptable limits of variation? No tanning bed program can explain this feat. Just ask John Boehner - who routinely shape shifts from pasty white to pumpkin orange and back again. The real question that needs to be asked today is: does Rachel Dolezal even ever sleep? Is she in fact human at all? Or could she actually be from an alien race that evolved to survive on 30 seconds of sleep per day? And, if so, what is her true mission here on Earth?


From the Drudge Report feed on the blog roll. It would appear Team Leftie political narratives aimed at demonizing cops and excusing criminal behavior has had the predictable results in Baltimore. Cops get cautious, law abiding poor people get screwed.. Mostly black ones, btw


Seems my 2/12/15 entry was prophetic, and my awesome powers of social media still insufficient to convince al-Dookie the Islamic Terrorist to sit down and shut up. What is it with these barbarians, anyway?


TEA Party rallies bring chaos, looting, and mayhem to Baltimore. Wait, not exactly that. Tag with expiration date here. The republic awaits leadership from the so-called Post-Racial President.


Story of the week. Fascist Left raises ugly head thanks to Internet. Fascist Left receives immediate beat down thanks to Internet. Internet proven good for the overall health of the republic.


De Facto Leader of the Free World wins Israeli elections handily. Pouter-In-Chief doesn't like that very much.


Riffing off the 2/19 entry ...

Why did the illegal immigrant cross the street Rio Grande? Why, to get a job, of course. Maybe yours, if you are a blue collar citizen.

Why did Obama cross the street? To register the illegal immigrant as a Democrat. Twice.

Why did the outside agitator go to Ferguson, Missouri. Because Obama, Holder, Sharpton and the rest of the professional race hustlers told him to.

Why does anyone named Clinton ever cross the street. To avoid the subpoena.


De Facto Leader of the Free World Bibi Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel, is on his way to address the US Congress on why no deal is better than a bad deal with the Leading State Sponsor of Terror, Iran. Somebody has to do it.


Why did the ISIS terrorist cross the street? Correct Answer: To kill an infidel. This genius' answer: To get a job? How ridiculous. First of all the ISIS terrorist already has a job. His pseudo-religious ideology already told him killing infidels is his job. #jobsforisis


Read the comments to the article. If complicity from the corporatist wing of the Establishment GOP gives the The Saul Alinsky Radical Occupying the Oval Office an illegal and unconstitutional immigration amnesty victory, there will hell to pay. With this issue we are nearing a tipping point where directly confronting the constitutional abuses coming out of the White House - with measures like de-funding, shutdown, and impeachment - is more in the interest of civil order than hiding under your desks, GOP hacks.


Something tells me there may be an Islamist somewhere that may be offended by this.. Get over it, join modern society, and try not blow any sh*t up this time, al Dookie.


Staying with the so-called "Black Lives Matter" thread ... Darren Wilson has been cleared by the Justice Department. Eric Holder's Justice Department. Barack Hussein Obama's Justice Department. The republic has endured a lot of ancillary death, destruction, and mayhem directly connected to these very same contemptible hacks fanning the flames of race warfare politics - before bothering to complete the official investigation. In a rational constitutional world, such egregiously terrible leadership would result in impeachment hearings. Yet, I note the congress hasn't even gotten around to sending a Keystone XL bill to the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue. What's taking so long? If he signs, he p*sses off his Team Leftie base. If he vetoes he p*sses off 70% of the voting public. It's the right think to do for the economy. It's a slam dunk. Is this congress so kowtowed it cannot even accomplish this?


Social media and local news outlets exercise their right to exercise the power of mockery to push back on silly little Leftist "protesters" here and here. Who knows, the national media might even prove educable one day.


Add Egyptian President Sisi to the list of Muslims the world needs more of.
“Is it possible that 1.6 billion people [Muslims] should want to kill the rest of the world’s inhabitants — that is seven billion — so that they themselves may live? Impossible!” Sisi said in front of the TV cameras and religious leaders at Al Azhar.

Good thing the most recent turn in the recent history that started with the so-called 'Arab Spring' of 2011 was the secular Egyptian military booting the Muslim Brotherhood out of office. In other words, as I hoped in this space while writing this February 2011 post, good thing Attaturk's ideological descendants resisted 2011's bum rush from al-Banna's. Of course, still not so good the so-called leader of the Free World seems more aligned with the latter than the former.


The world needs more Muslims like this. The kind that have left the 7th century behind, and embrace the values of modern civilization. The kind that are willing to tell the radicals in their midst to pound sand. There's been a lot of talk today about the American President skipping the Paris "unity march." President Can't Be Bothered would do well to consider awarding a Presidential Medal of Freedom to Mayor Aboutaleb of Rotterdam.


Finally, something worth reading published by the Washington Post. ‘Muslims do not believe in the concept of freedom of expression’. Jeff Bezos' mama didn't raise no dummy. He done good when he gave pajama boy Ezra Klein's blog space to Eugene Volokh.

Wrapping up, I have one question and one recommendation for any of the DC ruling elite used to getting all their news and opinion propaganda from the Post. Question: How did you end up here reading this? Recommendation: Well, since you're here, read this, too. What Islam brings to the world today Who knows, you might learn something.


As easily predicted, the Establishment's man retained the House Speaker's gavel yesterday. And as sadly expected, the Establishment's sore winner will exact his petty revenges on the dissenters. Sigh. History demands a defender of the constitution, and we get the Committee Nazi instead. (That's a reference to Seinfeld's Soup Nazi, btw. 'No committee assignment for you!')


Breaking today is yet another murderous attack by radical Islam on western civilization, this time in Paris. Yet another group of card carrying members from Mohammed's Murder Monkey Cult From Hell have taken sufficient insult from a cartoon to vent their frustrations with a murder spree dispensing allah's special brand of justice unto the infidels who dare to draw his visage. This is exactly why the constitution and sharia law are utterly incompatible. The Constitutionalist reasons "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend your right to say it to the death." The Islamist reasons "I disagree with what you say, so ... "I KEEL YOU!" (Jeff Dunham / Achmed the Dead Terrorist). When western civilization's ruling elites deny this obvious distinction, as they have so many times previously, it only makes the problem worse and the world more dangerous.


Boehner & Co. is facing a very vocal insurrection among movement conservatives. The Establishment GOP - aka The Other Party of Government - will prove tomorrow they remain strong enough to protect their man's coveted hold on the Speaker's gavel. The better to dispense favors to cronies such as the Chamber of Commerce amnesty lobby in return for campaign contribution riches. But the trend is good for liberty nevertheless. That ticking sound, Establishment GOPers, is the clock running down on your control of the (R) label. That's the clock that started running down with the first TEA Party rallies, and won't stop its inexorable drive until we have a GOP leadership team willing to shrink the size and scope of the federal gub'ment; for realsies, not just rhetorically while running for re-election.


Important detail I left (get it?) out of yesterday's post. David Horowitz has done us the favor of dedicating himself to naming names at A most valuable resource in the battle for the republic's heart and soul.

Now, on to something really important - my NFL playoff picks for the weekend, with appropriately barely informed and specious reasoning provided.

Carolina over Arizona because Carolina is hot right now, and Arizona ain't.

Pittsburgh over Baltimore solely based on nothing but home field because you never know what can happen in these intra-divisional rivalries, which we will definitely see; and on a sloppy field, which we may very well see.

Indianapolis over Cincinnati because Andrew Luck is more consistent than Andy Dalton.

Dallas over Detroit in the battle between matching uniforms, because Matthew Stafford is oh-fer on the road against winning teams. This was a tough call, though, since its being played in Dallas. The Cowboys are 4-4 at home vs. 8-0 on the road this year, and that's worth 5 points to the Lions right there. I assume Jerry Jones worked the phones last week in a desperate but failed effort to change the venue.


The Left's latest protest fetish analyzed to perfection. The 60's era "New Left" has been serially hijacking random events and occurrences to organize their socialist revolution, since the Jefferson Airplane was a thing. From Vietnam war protests, to global cooling in the 70's based on no actual data whatsoever, to global warming when somebody developed flawed models on incomplete data, to "climate change" when they figured just tell people all weather is a sign of the end of times; they are relentlessly on the prowl for an organizing principle to create the proletariat mob of their Marxist fantasies. The pace naturally picked up, and the street level actions became more naked, when their man Barack Hussein Obama assumed command of the republic's Executive branch. Occupy Wall Street was built by old "New Left" hippies, and the the acolytes they spent a quarter century indoctrinating, around class warfare and envy of the rich, using the 2008-2009 housing bubble as the excuse. The same usual suspects are engineering today's unhinged national anti-cop rant-o-rama that is so much in the news lately. They state the obvious with signs saying "Black Lives Matter" (uh, duh, all lives matter*) while leaving out more insightful thoughts such as "sh*t happens when you choose to break the law." But, logic and reason is not their purpose. They seek to use the news cycle as a convenient excuse to incite the so-called black "community" to riot, and then sow the chaos for political gain. (*Cue ironic observation regarding late term abortion. Especially in the so-called black "community.")


The daily diet of Bread and Circuses on the final day of 2014 concerns a certain GOP Representative named Steve Scalise, from Lousiana. You see, Rep. Scalise may have had some sort of contact with some unsavory characters a long time ago. (This, btw, is exactly why I will never run from public office. But I digress.) The players are so far performing perfectly to script. Establishment GOP is circling the wagons around their man. The 24x7 spin machine owned and operated by the Democrats is running in overdrive to assassinate Scalise's character. Sir Charles Krauthammer, Pundit Laureate, is correct that there is a double standard at play. The conservative right is trying to shift the focus over to Speaker Boehner's continuing support for Scalise, and use it as leverage in an ultimately quixotic (though useful) campaign to replace him as Speaker. My sense is it will all blow over, based mostly on timing. It's New Year's Eve, the new Congress will soon be seated, and the American people told us last fall there are bigger fish to fry. Memo to GOP Leadership - just make sure President Pen has something on his desk that is popular with the public but reviled by the Left, to veto or sign, post haste. Keystone Pipeline is a gimme.


I'm pretty sure the Speaker can be anybody, constitutionally.

Run , Newt, Run!

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Demotivational Semper Latte

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Blast From the Past

Re-posting my original post from September 11, 2012. I couldn't help but notice it could just as easily be released as an original today. Perhaps, in light of tonight's speech from the apparent war monger formerly known as the Appeaser-In-Chief, the points concerning American leadership would have to reshaped to point out speechification without sustained and consistent action afterward isn't leadership.

Nine Thoughts on the Eleventh Anniversary of 9/11

(1) The so-called "War on Terror" is a conflict between incompatible civilizations. On one side is the target - western civilization, sprouting from the principles of free will introduced to mankind by the Age of Enlightenment. On the other side is the aggressor - Radical Islamism - a religiously political ideology stuck in a backward 7th Century model of tyrannical dictation to its followers.

(2) The US Constitution and sharia law are completely and utterly incompatible.

(3) They don't hate us for anything we've done. They hate us because their ideology instructs them to hate infidels.

(4) We have been relatively safe over the past eleven years due to thousands upon thousands of unheralded heroes quietly doing the work they were born and/or trained to do in the context of America's exceptional opportunity society. These heroes labor in the FBI, CIA, and various other agencies including the uniformed armed services. These heroes write computer programs, utilize "gamer" skills flying unmanned drones, analyze telephone wire recordings, drive humvees through god-forsaken landscapes, and perform a thousand other functions I could not possibly fully catalog.

(5) These unheralded heroes continue to keep us safe despite the failed leadership of the current administration.

(6) The geopolitical situation in the Middle East grows more dangerous by the day, and Radical Islam grows stronger there, because of the failed leadership of the current administration.

(7) Ultimately, western civilization surviving this conflict depends on American global leadership, which is not being provided by the current administration.

(8) If Tehran acquires the ability to deliver nuclear warheads into the population centers of western civilization, it will be due to the failed leadership of the current administration.

(9) Western civilization should thank God it has an independently led outpost named Israel to take care of business while we are stuck with the failed leadership of the current administration.

9/10/2014 Footnote

Memo to Shrillary! 2016! campaign: Benghazi ain't goin' nowhere anytime soon.
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Saturday, July 26, 2014

On Safe Computing

Received today in the inbox belonging to a certain resident of a certain apartment community ...

Good Morning Residents,

Due to recent events we will no longer be accepting USB drives to print-out documents. Documents will have to be e-mailed to [email address redacted] and the files to be printed (not to exceed 10 pages) must be in Microsoft Word or PDF format, no other formats will be accepted.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding in this matter,

"Recent events"? Yeah - that means somebody was carrying around a disease ridden thumb drive ready to take down any digital citizen dumb enough to let it be stuck into them without taking proper precautions. Proper digital hygiene being of the utmost importance when they are giving storage devices to anybody and everybody, you know.

Be safe out there, kiddies.

“Because BHO Still Has 909 Days To Wreck The Whole Place”
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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

How To Earn My Respect

Punctuality: When we have an appointment, be at the appointed place at the appointed time. I'll notice because I'll be there.

Accessibility: When I need something from you, be easy to find. When you need something from me, reach out right away. No lame excuses later falsely claiming I'm hard to find. Because I'm not.

Veracity: Mean what you say and say what you mean. Because I always do.

Transparency: No shell games. No hidden agendas. And definitely no Jedi Mind Tricks.

Really. It's just that easy.

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Monday, June 9, 2014

Archiving 'This Just In' (5/8/14-6/9/14): Wow, did Barry screw the pooch this time, by trading the Taliban Dream Team for a definite enemy sympathizer, probable deserter, and possible traitor ... without advice, much less consent ... then letting his father pray to Allah in the Rose Garden, then sending out Susan Rice for another round of Sunday talk show lies. Wow.

Jack Wiley Dithers reports Bowe Bergdahl has received a 'care package' from his former platoon mates. It consists of a copy of the non-disclosure agreement the four star bureaucrats from the Pentagon made them sign, a plain paper bag filled with dog sh*t, a bic lighter, and instructions to set the lot on fire.
Quickie Analysis: Barry's Big Arlington National Cemetery Speech, Memorial Day 2014 ... (1) Pats self on back for ending war in Afghanistan. Actually, what he did was launch a half-ass "surge" pre-announcing a withdrawal, resulting in 3/4 of total conflict casualties, and moving the ball from where Bush handed it to him not one single yard. (2) Hand picks a handful of heroes to highlight based on Leftist political criteria around skin color and surname. Alright, if that's the compromise we need to make with the Leftist ideologue for civil speechifying, so be it. (3) Completely glosses over VA scandal. A couple of sentences containing generic bullsh*t, no specific solutions offered. Probably because the best solution involves completely eliminating the VA and just giving vets access to congress' insurance plan. All they have to do is print some cards and mail them out, then turn off the lights at VA. The problem for Barry is, this common sense solution exposes the closest thing we have to "single payer" socialized medicine as the death trap it actually is, and therefore creates an inconvenient news cycle for the Left's evolutionary plans for ObamaKare. In summary: no leadership, no surprise.
OK, on this Memorial Day weekend 2014, my final thoughts have come to me concerning a solution to the Veteran's Administration FUBAR. It's a simple three point point plan. So simple even the hacks in DC's ruling elite could pull it off. (1) Immediately fire every bureaucrat that had anything to do with the secret waiting lists, revoking for all time each one's right for a government job of any kind. (2) Abolish the VA. Those bureaucrats not convicted of secret wait listing may apply for another government job if they so wish. (3) Every vet gets the same health insurance plan we give to congress. I believe the four star bureaucrat named Shinseki will be falling under point (1).
The largest potential market ever (China's) is why Vladmir Putin can take the European market so lightly.
NO MORE G-D CRONY CAPITALIST BAILOUTS! The insurance companies made their bed with Obama, they can sleep in it and take the consequences damn it!
Mary Katherine Hamm has broken the code for understanding the Obama administration's playbook for stonewalling scandals on the Hot Air blog. (hat tip: Pirate's Cove) Next she needs to get off her mistaken idea these hacks didn't come into office with a plan. Jeezus, the guy meant something when he said "...fundamentally transform America." Tactical buffoonery may muddle strategic goals, but it does not exclude them. ObamaKare is the archetypal model of the "end state" in "fundamentally transform," Ms. Hamm. The VA scandal gives us the prototype for bureaucratic obfuscation that will be an integral facet of that end state.
The surname Shinseki sounds Japanese. Shouldn't the Veteran's Administration Secretary be falling on his sword by now? Figuratively, of course. Either fire the people responsible for the secret waiting lists, or get on with the Hari-Kari so somebody else can, General.
If the St. Louis Rams cut Michael Sam in training camp this summer the Left will assure us global warming is to blame. Racism if he makes the squad but a white guy starts ahead of him. Homophobia if he makes the squad, but a black guy starts ahead of him. Koch brothers conspiracy if he makes the squad, gets a lot of snaps, but very few tackles - must have paid those offensive coordinators to single him out in the blocking schemes. If he actually performs well, the petitions to draft him for President in 2016 will start circulating among the Leftists.
THIS is why immigration amnesty is a non-starter until we have an administration willing to enforce existing law. If they were playing catch and release with the undocumented gardeners and housekeepers, that would be one thing. But their own reports reveal they are releasing undocumented murderers, sexual predators, and other career criminals into the so-called "shadows." No deal on amnesty. It's about undocumented Democrat votes for them, and they are already pretty good at manufacturing those.
Ted Cruz has drafted the Articles of Impeachment for the Saul Alinsky Radical Occupying the Oval Office. Let's keep this documentation safe for after the next election, in which Dingy Harry Reid's Praetorian Guard of Democrat lickspittles is scheduled to lose control of the US Senate.
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Friday, May 23, 2014

Jack Wiley Dithers Exclusive: Code Name ‘Stands By Man’

(AP) - Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting
“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”

Byline: What difference does it make?

I have been lately slipping away surreptitiously to a non-descript parking garage in Foggy Bottom. It is there I have been meeting a former high ranking Obama administration official. I have given her the code name ‘Stands By Man’. To ensure the secrecy of her identity, I can neither confirm nor deny whether she plans to run for President in 2016. The insider information she has provided me in these few unnoticed and unheralded meetings is certain to dramatically alter how historians view the first four years of the Obama administration. Following are some of the more interesting revelations.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton totally wanted to officially label Boko Harum as a terrorist group, but was overruled in the inner circle by Vice President Joe Biden. ‘Stands By Man’ produced a fistful of memorandums dating back to 2008 transition team deliberations to prove it. My crack team of investigative journalists pawned our carbon dating machine to pay last month’s rent, so I am as yet unable to authenticate the age of these memos.

If the Iranians acquire a nuclear weapon it will totally be current Secretary of State John Kerry’s fault. To support this argument, ‘Stands By Man’ has shared an audio recording from a meeting between former Secretary Clinton and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Khamenei is clearly heard saying in his native Persian “Iran renounces the production of nuclear weapons as long as we have Madame Secretary’s word she continues to believe us.” The audio recording is loaded onto an official State Department ‘ObamaPhone’ that my investigators have authenticated as a retirement gift given to former Secretary Clinton.

The ‘ObamaPhone’ given to us by ‘Stands By Man’ also records a briefing outgoing Secretary Clinton gave incoming Secretary Kerry on the topic of Russian expansionism. So Crimea and Ukraine are Kerry’s fault, too. My investigators believe figuring out why the Kerry voice sounds vaguely like former President Bill Clinton holds the key to validating the authenticity of this recording.

‘Stands By Man’ has provided what is apparently a screen shot showing a tweet from Secretary Clinton to President Obama dated 9/11/12. The tweet is linked to an instagram selfie showing Secretary Clinton wearing a camouflage Kevlar pantsuit, and the tweet states ‘here with scary AFRICOM dudes ready for Benghazi rescue, need cross border authority’. As is we all now know, sadly, this authority was never granted.

According to ‘Stands By Man’ Secretary Clinton was copied on several official emails in the days following the Benghazi attack, and these emails demonstrate the YouTube video lie was totally made up by White House advisors Ben Rhodes and Tommy ‘Dude’ Vietor. Secretary Clinton had the foresight to secretly make personal copies of these emails and ‘Stands By Man’ informs us the content, when released, will show Secretary Clinton had nothing to do with it. She also showed me some emails from Clinton to both Rhodes and Vietor reminding them the Park Police officially declared Vince Foster’s death a suicide, in case they needed to be reminded.

We have also been given the draft bill Secretary Clinton wrote to request congressional authorization for military intervention in Libya; as well as evidence of the internal debate Secretary Clinton had with Susan Rice, who argued congressional authorization was unnecessary because it is superseded by UN authority under her ‘Responsibility To Protect’ doctrine. As we all know, Secretary Clinton’s carefully calibrated respect for the constitution was overruled by the Obama inner circle.

‘Stands By Man’ has promised more material blowing the lid off history’s understanding of the inner workings of the Obama administration’s first four years. These include shocking revelations Bo the dog is integral to the decision making processes used to select drone attack targetss, proof the State Department delegation borrowed the famous ‘Russian Reset’ button from Joe Biden’s personal collection of drinking game accessories, and many personal accounts attesting to Secretary Clinton’s role in advising President Obama to do the exact opposite of everything that was done under his foreign policy.

“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”
(AP) - Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting
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Monday, May 19, 2014

Demotivational Break-Dancer-In-Chief

Silly, undignified image from Adrienne's Corner.

Of course, would anyone expect any less from the administration of "hash tag diplomacy" and "Jeff Spicoloi inspired spin control"?

Perhaps our esteemed leader was attempting the oft-imitated, never duplicated, Spinarooni!

Only 977 days until the 22nd Amendment kicks in. Sigh.
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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Archiving 'This Just In' (4/28/14 - 5/7/14): My Contempt For Congress Just Diminished a Little Bit Today

Lois Lerner, employee of the people and corrupt Leftist apparatchik, will be slapped with her richly deserved contempt of congress charge today. Lerner can now consider the possibilities for saving her own skin by delivering her political masters to justice – compelled by a contempt of congress charge after asserting a 5th Amendment right she does not enjoy as the people's employee. What I really want to know is: when do we get to see her hauled out of her tony Bethesda crib in cuffs by the law?
Jack Wiley Dithers (JWD) reports it was Ellie Light who fabricated the Benghazi video lie. Dithers also claims it was Ellie Light who came up with 'What Difference Does It Make!' as Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign slogan.
Liars of Benghazi to be held to account by Special House Investigation.Memo to Speaker Boehner: Should have been done two years ago. Don't think this gives you flight clearance for an immigration amnesty bill, either.
What ails the republic in precisely three paragraphs. GDP only grew one tenth of one percent in first quarter 2014, 5 full years into the so-called "recovery" given to us by the progressive geniuses of the Obama administration, and their lickspittles in the corrupt and biased liberal media haven't even noticed. The photograph in the linked post is misguided, though. Wall Street is doing fine. Crony. Capitalism. Takes. Care. Of. Number. One. This is a main street recession.
Disastrous poll for Democrats. They've spun up the youth vote so much, without delivering results, that the poor pitiful idealistic kids are being driven away from voting at all. My comment to the original post is worth repeating here: A sign of Obama Fatigue Syndrome (OFS) among the nation’s utes, which will lead to some reflection, leading perhaps to some mitigation of the Low Information Voter problem.
Kinkophiles will be glad to learn from this Dave Davies BBC interview that he and Ray are getting along well enough (at least for now) to be considering a band reunion. Fantastic news ... but left unaddressed is this question - is Dave getting along well enough with original drummer Mick Avory to let him back in?
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Benghazi Truthing, 2014-04-29

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the YouTube video lie smoking gun.

Makes me nostalgic for a certain little graphic first distributed by this blog project on November 15, 2012.

And it was for these hacks Nakoula Basseley Nakoula went to jail?

We still need to know more about the 10 pm phone call. Hillary.

Update 4/30/2014

Nice revue from the Daily Caller, my favorite bare knuckle political opinion site.

Update 5/5/14

The screenshots below document a cordial January 27, 2014 Daily Caller comment board encounter between yours truly and 'RWBenton' - in which we agree on a plausible conspiracy theory fitting the known facts surrounding the events of September 11, 2012. Basically: Team Hillary secretly had the hapless citizen named Nakoula Basseley Nakoula teed up as a fall guy before anything happened, pulled the trigger on 'Operation YouTube Video' the moment the Islamists went nuts in Cairo, brought Team Barry on board with 'Operation YouTube Video' as the preferred cover story for both Cairo and Benghazi that evening, and it was Team Barry that sent out Susan Rice to the Sunday talking head shows to spread the lie. Memo to House Select Committee: Get to the bottom of the 10 pm phone call.

Disqus, btw, really needs to implement a text search feature on the 'Me' feed. Just sayin'.

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