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How to use the portal? You could dive into my archive*. I was most active here 2010-2012, but that matters not. How many times do I need to demonstrate the central point? To wit, the political / ideological Left is a menace to the constitutional republic and must be resisted lest the American experiment in liberty devolve into socialist dystopia. If it's the more pointed hand-to-hand combat of the comment board that whets your appetite, click the 'My Disqus Comments' widget. I continue to visit that world from time to time as a light diversion. Or you could browse through my blog roll. It's a very representative collection of center-right blogs, though hardly exhaustive. I can't do the political / ideology thing 24x7, and you probably can't either. Leave that to the hysterical, talking point chanting, mob agitating, race baiting, election stealing, gaia worshiping, straw man torching, Islamic Terrorist appeasing, organized Left (aka OFA, MSNBC, UAW, SEIU, Think Progress, Media Matters, most of legacy media, the politically correct faculty lounge, anybody who belonged to Journolist, anybody connected to Occupy Wall Street, anything funded by George Soros or Tom Steyer, their paid Internet trolls, and the rest of the usual Team Leftie suspects).


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Monday, March 25, 2013

Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting On Israeli Relations

(AP) - Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting
“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”

My good friend and benefactor rich uncle, Francis Charles Hamilton (Doctor of Pontification) has given me another exclusive groundbreaking news story. It seems Perfesser Hamilton was an invited guest to dinner with the leader of the free world, when that leader entertained President Obama in Israel last week. According to the Perfesser, he and "Bibi" (as he refers to his old friend Benjamin Netanyahu) initially met in the mid-60s when the Prime Minister was a student at Cheltenham (PA) High School, and active in the debate club. Dr. Hamilton was installed at Cheltenham HS as a guest lecturer in the field of aggressive debate techniques by the John Birch Society. He saw a great deal of promise in the young Bibi, and the two have been fast friends ever since.

So, when the leader of the free world was faced with the challenge of entertaining President Obama, he naturally thought to fly in the cultivated and learned Perfesser in for moral support. After returning to the US, Dr. Hamilton granted an exclusive interview audience to yours truly, from which I have reconstructed the following dinner dialogue.

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BHO: Who's the guy in the powdered wig?

Bibi: What do you care? At least I'm feeding you.

BHO: Hey, I already told you I was sorry about that unfortunate incident in March 2010.

Bibi: Did you? By dictating a return to 1967 borders? Are you kidding me?

BHO: No, the gefilte fish I sent. Didn't you get that?

Bibi: Oh, that. It stank to high Heaven by the time it arrived from Chicago. What the hell were you thinking anyway? You don't think I have good gefilte fish right down the hall here?

BHO: Geez, try to do a guy a favor ... you never answered my question about the freak wearing the powdered wig.

Bibi: Old friend from the states.

[Clink! Clink! Clink!]

FCH: Honored guests, friends of liberty, and you too Mr. President - may I have your attention, please! I would like to offer a toast to the world leader on the front lines defending western civilization and the God-given freedoms of reason and free will handed down to us by the Age of Enlightenment, from the dark ravages of Mohammed's Murder Monkey Cult From Hell. Bibi - may you live long and prosper.

[Hear! Hear!]

BHO: Let's get down to business. Is Mossad behind Stuxnet?

FCH: We thought it was OFA! {Laughter}

Bibi: Sara, this gefilte fish is delicious.

BHO: And the assassinations of the Iranian nuclear scientists?

FCH: Bill Ayers moonlighting! {Laughter}

Bibi: Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm, Barack Hussein Obama - I just can't say enough how good this gefilte fish is.

BHO: I'm serious, you need to make some concessions to the Palestinians.

Bibi: Which ones? Hamas or Fatah?

FCH: He means the ones who fired the Katyusha rockets at you this afternoon! {Laughter}

Bibi: No more concessions until they formally recognize Israel's right to exist. Can you help get some movement on that one?

BHO: Alright this is becoming a problem. I need to go back with something. Otherwise, somebody might start talking about Sequestration again. And, Jesus, Harry Reid just killed the automatic weapons ban the Senate. I can't leave that guy home alone for a minute. Michelle, show the Prime Minister the photographs. The ones from New York in the 80s.

Bibi:Hey, that was a long time ago. And Hamilton said we were collecting military intelligence in that Turkish bath house. {sigh} What do you want?

BHO: Hmmmmm. After this Sequestration cluster f*ck, and the Newtown crisis now wasted ... I'm gonna need some red meat for the Left. Here's the deal, you are going to call the Turkish PM and apologize for the Gaza Flotilla thing ....

FCH: {sigh} Must have been Soros' people.

(AP) - Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting
“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”

Update 1:32 pm



You're doin' a helluva job, Barry.

Update 3/31/13

And more proof "apologies" to the lawless only encourages the bastards. I trust the IDF will uphold the rule of law again, but more efficiently and therefore less prone to coerced "apology."

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