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Monday, October 10, 2011

Newton's Three Laws (Part 22)

LAS is going all abstract on this one. Because as my A.D.D. generation 13 year old often tells me: words hurt the brain. And not only do I desire contemporaneous mass success amongst the A.D.D. generation with this project - but, more importantly, I want my kids to be able to understand at least part of the archive later in life.

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Prologue to the Great Looney Left Occupation of October 2011...

























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More like "Release the flea-bitten mangy mutts" ...





























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Epilogue to the Great Looney Left Occupation of October 2011...

Well, actually it’s far from over at this point. Barry’s Bolshevik Brigade (hat tip Chris Plante) will not be discouraged by witnessing the utter failure of its first assault wave. Because remember: the Left never, ever, relinquishes political power willingly.

These lunatics still have cards in the deck yet un-played.

For example, they have not yet turned loose their union thugs on the streets. This is now practically inevitable – and those nut jobs are far more muscular and much more determined to create true mayhem. When Barry releases these berserkers there will be a serious turning point where the nation’s cops have to choose between law and order vs. union sympathies. I trust the cops will choose wisely.

Then there is the martial law play called for by the blueprint written by Cloward-Piven, Ayers, et. al. With an all volunteer citizen armed force this play stands zero chance of succeeding. Which will not necessarily prevent them from trying. Because remember: the Left never, ever, relinquishes political power willingly.

Footnote

And they all think they are so damn smart. Like the creepy guy who parked outside my house yesterday afternoon with MD plates 7FX K68 apparently trying to break into my home wi-fi network. And the even creepier dude with VA plates FDP1PR doing the same this evening. GLWT, pathetic little script kiddies.


Update 10/12/11

OccupyLA trotted out the "Most Interesting Man In the World" (Dos Equis beer commercial reference) for a rousing socialist revolutionary rant.




Update 10/13/2011

You just had to know Camp Stinky on Wall Street would have connections to George Soros ...

Also ... it rained like hell in DC today, but I worked at home, so I have no first hand knowledge yet of the storm's effects on Camp Stinky at Freedom Plaza or Camp Stinky at McPherson Square.  I'll try to launch an investigation in my spare time tomorrow while in the office.

Update 10/14/2011

One final update to cap off the week before we move on to other topics ...
And the winner of the coveted award as OccupyWallStreet's telethon poster child ... drum roll please ... is this sad lunatic.



10/15/2011

And here's a full bio on the poor, downtrodden fellow.


10/19/2011

Off the Snark U. roll and into the archivable post.  Just for future historians.  Click the pic.




10/20/2011

More occupation nuttiness for the historical record.


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Saturday, October 8, 2011

OccupyDC: The Blackberry Photo Essay

Photos: October 7, 2011

Simply because it was a fine afternoon (weather wise), I needed to decompress from two solid hours of meetings, I live in a fantastic society where virtually everyone carries a telephone with a built-in camera, and there was a gathering mere blocks away the biased MSM assured me was 'historic.'

Freedom Plaza at approximately 1:15 pm - which I would have thought would be prime rantin' time ...

East to West on Freedom Plaza - I was hoping for more lunatics.


This elderly moonbat agreed to pose for me taking a photo of the young moonbat photographing her. I wonder what she thinks of the system that generated the standard of living that made this possible. She thanked me for covering the event. I don't think she'll appreciate the coverage much.



West to east on Freedom Plaza. While I was snapping the photo, I overheard one of the moonbats state she needed to find a bank. What kind of candy-ass radical does business with the enemy, anyway?



The only other moonabt gaggle (you know, aside from the usual DC fauna) I saw on the return walk was camped out at 15th and K streets. Perhaps they received faulty maps from the organizers. They were doing that odd repetitive chant thing we've seen them do across the country recently. One of the moonbats explained to me it is "the People's microphone" - designed to amplify a message across distance. More proof they really do want us living a stone age standard of living. And besides, I didn't see anybody around who gave a sh*t that couldn't hear the originating speaker just fine.



Footnote

And, of course, Newton Part 22 is literally writing itself as these moonbats fan out across the country in tiny, easily dissected, bands. My personal favorite is "OccupyCincinnati" - can't wait for Les Nessman's report.

Update 10/8/2011

It now looks like the nuttiest occupydc moonbats were resting up yesterday ... apparently in order to mount a crazed assault on the Smithsonian's Air and Space Museum.

The American Spectator has a fantastic same day 'Gonzo' piece.

Do not forget how I began this line of inquiry a couple of weeks ago ... The Left never, ever, reliquishes political power willingly.

Update 10/10/11

A new work week, and more data on Barry's little class warfare gambit.






I noticed during my brief lunch break that the small band camping out at 15th and K Streets was still blighting the scenery. I spoke with a few of them. Let me first say I must give them high marks for politeness.  But also low marks for a very tenuous grasp on how the world works. Overall, I’d have to say the vibe was very similar to a Boy Scout camp out, to be perfectly honest.

So, I guess the Washington Examiner’s reporter Timothy P. Carney is correct that the true Marxist believers are concentrated on Wall Street. Sounds to me like a chance to round them all up on the cheap.

Also, the other sign that Barry’s little class warfare gambit is a gigantic fail … today was a federal holiday - and I didn’t see one single bureau-weenie out there showing solidarity with the occupiers.
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Automatic Promotion


Deserving of immediate archivable post status.

Iffin' you get it, go do it.


And the next movement ...
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Sunday, October 2, 2011

Newton's Three Laws (Part 21)

Part 21 of the Newtonian series became necessary when I realized I had given short shrift to a key idea in Part 20. After writing “…the problem for the republic is the Left never, ever, relinquishes political power willingly,” I turned the corner very quickly to optimism about the ultimate outcome of the republic’s fight to beat back the scourge of Progressivism. Yes, LAS does indeed stipulate the 2012 election cycle is nearly certain to bring a new dawn of national prosperity, pride, and optimism - all by virtue of simply running the corrupt Progressive gang out of DC. This certainty, however, is based on an underlying assumption. This assumption is that the American people are up to enduring one hell of a fight to remove the Left’s current grip on DC power. Glossing over this assumption in Part 20 was kind of like skipping directly to planning the victory parade, without first drawing up a battle plan. My mistake. Because, repeat it once again with me, “the Left never, ever, relinquishes political power willingly.”

You can be absolutely certain the Community-Agitator-In-Chief now serving as the Left’s titular head is hell bent on retaining his power. After alienating all but his hard Left base with his corrupt and incompetent governance, the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama now has no choice but to run hard and fast off the edge of the electoral cliff - surrounded by his most loyal, chanting point screaming, totally unhinged, irredeemably Progressive adherents. Barry is determined to go down in a blaze of Leftist public display of insanity, and he has kicked off his Magical Agitation Tour to ensure this outcome. If all goes according to plan, history could very well get the first POTUS impeached for ‘disturbing the peace.’


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Barry’s Magical Agitation Tour

The ‘Community Organizer’ America elected POTUS in 2008 is fulfilling the old saw “be careful what you ask for, you might get it.” Barry has decided the best strategery (sic) available to him for 2012 re-election is to do what Community Organizers do best – rile up malcontents and put them in the street to be public nuisances.

Speaking to the Congressional Black Caucus – he instructed his street zombies to "put on their marchin’ shoes" – code for get out there and raise some hell for Barry.

While raising funds in California for this contemptible campaign plan, he leveled the veiled threat “[my way or] we’re gonna have problems.” Gee, what kind of problems would those be, Barry?

When Barry took the Magical Agitation Tour to Florida, he tried to subliminally boost morale among his street zombies by reassuring them the rest of us have grown ‘soft.’

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The Hard Left is Already Answering the Call

Barry’s street zombies are answering the muster call. But before I present the recent proof of this, let us review just how batshit crazy these people are, by taking a quick stroll through the J.A.U.L. Gallery I am now certain is just getting under way. Click the graphic …


The most recent addition concerns these mindless idiots taking the standard Leftist call and response chant to new levels of stupidity.

These nut jobs are the shock troopers that will launch wildly into the ‘Progressive October Offensive’ one of Barry’s chief lieutenants – Van Jones – told us about on the program of one of Barry’s MSM lackeys – Lawrence O’Donnell.

They’ve already made a continuing general nuisance of themselves in Manhattan.

They’ve made their hateful presence known in Boston.

We’ve already seen what mayhem the more aggressive union thug subspecies of JAUL is capable of creating on the docks.

And, apparently, beginning this coming Thursday, this mindless rabble will begin assembling in DC just a few blocks walk from where LAS toils in obscurity for meager pay.

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Sunlight is the Best Disinfectant

So, how successful will these malcontents be? LAS confidently predicts the manic efforts of these malcontents will be highly annoying, somewhat destructive, and utterly in vain to their intended purposes. The JAUL will be a very demoralized and disappointed creature one year hence.

How do I know? Point 1: Louis Brandeis laid down the philosophical foundation with his famous quote “sunlight is the best disinfect” – meaning, of course, exposing chicanery to transparency is always its undoing. Point 2: We live in the newly dawning age of social media – I think I covered that sufficiently in Part 20. Point 3: They (the Left) are who they are, which means they are definitely not you (the vast majority of Americans).

The corrupt and biased MSM will ignore point 1, and seek to subvert their access to old media to obscure point 3. Their efforts will be fruitless because you now have access to the new media availed by point 2, allowing you to bypass those sclerotic dinosaurs in the MSM.

Let the chaos begin so we can finally be done with it.  It's what your Agitator-In-Chief wants.

Footnotes

Signs the Conservative Ascendancy is in good fighting trim ...

Gallup demonstrates that the American public, by a three to one margin, distrust the very thing Barry and his corrupt gang of malcontents seek to impose more of on you - gub'ment control.

Who knew there was even such a thing as "Berkeley College Republicans"? (Yet we always did know irony is lost on Leftists, didn't we?)

And finally, slightly off topic yet very indicative of what we're dealing with: I tried to warn the establishment GOP the uber duper commission is a Leftist trap.

Guess who LAS is, and who the establishment GOP operatives are, in this classic Python clip.




Update 10/3/2011

And the biased MSM template is ... drum roll please ... false equivalency with the TEA Party movement. (The scorecard for arrests is all it will take to blow that one out of the water.)
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Friday, September 30, 2011

Commentapalooza III

Never fear, loyal readers, Newton (Part 21) is well along in draft. Barry made certain of that by kicking off his Magical Agitation Tour.

However, my muse has been taking a lot of naps lately – the lazy bastard. Which means Part 21 is solidly stuck in draft at the moment. So, to keep up my established pace of 1.6 posts per week (on average with a 0.6 standard deviation), we can enjoy falling back on the “commentapalooza” format together. As a refresher, this is where I simply aggregate LAS comment board snark that has generated traffic back to this site, with aging equal to or greater than 90 days. It’s good to have a cheesy format to fall back on when the muse is slacking off – that’s called ‘economy of scale,’ kiddies. The last two times, I ordered the presentation chronologically. This time … no, I don’t think so - too much work. It’s Friday night, after all.

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LAS wonders what’s taking the House so long to draft the articles.








The Left always picks such pathetically useless fights, don’t they?










LAS calls out Bill Ayers.








Boob. Belt.










Mataconis is still an idiot.












LAS recalls the Incredible Collapsing Pro-Life Democrat.









And then she talked … damn it!







How’s that ‘Arab Spring’ workin’ out fer ya?










Daddy was a cop, you know.











2010 prelude to Barry’s Magical Agitation Tour.








So, how’s that ‘Arab Spring’ workin’ out fer ya?









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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Newton’s Three Laws (Part 20)

The recent avalanche of political news is all good, as far as this humble blog project is concerned. Progressive (statist) policy is predictably collapsing, progressive (statist) street agitation is somehow also failing pathetically, progressive (statist) use of social media is a subject of mockery, and liberty loving conservatives are doing the mocking. LibertyAtStake approves. LAS also sees a trend obviously worthy of his Newtonian political observation series. Hell, even James Carville is advising the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama that it is time to ‘panic.’ How much more obvious could it get than that?

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I wrote the following into my 1/28/2010 post, when Scott Brown – a politician with an (R) after his name – was elected by Massachusetts of all states, to sit in Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, of all seats. (*footnote 1)

The wheels are coming off for the Obama administration. The wheels are coming off for the Democrat party. The wheels are coming off for the regulatory/campus/newsroom complex. The wheels are coming off for the American Progressive project.

And now 20 more months into the undeniably disastrous and failed Obama experiment, who can deny my foresight?

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The American Progressive Left’s canon of policy positions has proven to be an utter disaster for the republic.

The biggest dose of Keynesian stimulus economics in history has given us long term structural unemployment stuck at 9-10% and quarterly GDP growth that can barely be measured in what is now officially called a “slow recovery,” but will be recognized as a double dip recession soon enough.

They are engaged in a mad rush to alienate as many American citizens as possible - with the suffocating regulatory regime they are force-feeding to an unwilling private sector. When they had control of both houses of congress, they shoved ObamaCare down our throats like a frontier mother may have forced castor oil into a resisting infant. When they lost absolute control of congress in the 2010, they hardly missed a beat in pivoting to producing a blizzard of restrictive regulations from faceless and unaccountable bureaucracies with three letter acronyms like EPA, HHS, FDA, ad nauseum.

The composite of their foreign and military policies is rapidly yielding the most dangerous and unstable world in living memory. A world in which the crescent and star of radical Islamic jihad is on the rise, nuclear armed, and in control of more than one nation-state.

Victor Davis Hanson, who does this sort of thing professionally, has written the political obituary.

And most telling, these Leftists can’t even organize a decent street demonstration anymore. This used to be their core competency. Yet, the so-called ‘Day of Rage’ on Wall Street last weekend looked to LAS more like a production of ‘Jesus Christ Superstar.’ With a small cast.

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People are noticing.

The people in Queens, New York have noticed sufficiently to elect a politician with an (R) after his name - in the district formerly represented by Progressive hero Anthony “seven inch” Weiner and various other Democrats for 93 solid years.

The people in Washoe County, Nevada have noticed sufficiently to give a politician with an (R) after his name a ten point victory. Ten points in a congressional election is roughly equivalent to a 10-0 score in baseball, just as a reference point.

Nationwide, even a clear majority of the clueless independents whose judgment this blog has expended so much energy fretting about have rejected the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama.


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Mission Accomplished?

No, I don’t think so - the problem for the republic is the Left never, ever, relinquishes political power willingly. I also doubt the nationwide gaggle of clueless independents actually gets it’s the message (Progressivism) and not the messenger (Obama) that plaques the republic.

So, the epic battle to save the republic from the bankrupt ideology of American Progressivism carries on, verily even quickens despite the utter collapse of the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama.

The generally upbeat and humorous editors of the American Spectator have forwarded to me this advice on the 37 things I should be hoarding to survive the coming collision. Yikes! And the earnest proprietors at World Net Daily assume I could benefit from instructional videos on the topic of handgun use. Hmmmm. It seems some think we are headed for a ‘Road Warriors’ existence in the very near future.  If so, LAS will miss the top shelf beer.

But I don’t really think so. I honestly believe we are living through the opening stages of a great Conservative Ascendancy – with a distinctly libertarian flavor. This libertarian conservative moment is an explosive revival of the very same First Amendment Rham Emanuel told us in 2009 was overrated.

Rham Emanuel is a statist, so naturally he would find the individual liberties guaranteed to citizens in the First Amendment “overrated.” These liberties represent an inconvenience to the implementation of the statist’s collectivist, centrally planned, utopian fantasies.

And when you are a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Which brings me to social media – the greatest enabler of liberty since the printing press.

The statists running the administration of BHO and his corrupt gang of Progressives – quite idiotically – have always viewed social media as a tool for centrally orchestrating armies of political operatives with an “inside-out” command driven propaganda model. They are right insofar as sheeples previously enslaved as serfs within the statist model will comply with the orders they receive from their social media talking points.

What the statists never counted on is the power of social media to bind together the vast numbers of misfits who are generally inclined to go their own way. Without social media, these liberty loving individualists are a collection of unrelated individuals. With social media, they are able to bind together in their common interest of pushing back against the statist’s threats to their collective right to individual liberty.

I offer as proof of my thesis the brand new YouTube channel “Misfit Politics.” First of all, the name grabbed me right away. How could I not take immediate notice of something that combined two of my favoritest all-time entertainment options: [1] The Kinks (1978 album = “Misfits”) and [2] Politics (continuous loop = “Send In the Clowns”)?

And these guys (and/or gals), whoever they are, have real talent. So much talent, LAS has seen fit to add them to my video roll immediately upon viewing their 3 maiden efforts.

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LAS believes Misfit Politics has a bright future in the Conservative Ascendancy - in humiliating and mocking statists. The noted statist Saul Alinksy would be proud of the means, if not the ends.

Footnote 1

Today’s hijinks from the statist assigned to the task of reclaiming Teddy Kennedy’s seat from Scott Brown ... Elizabeth Warren ... who made the idiotic mistake in the age of social media of assuming she could deliver red meat to a friendly crowd without anyone else seeing her do it.  GLWT Lizzie.





Update 9/24/11

It would appear Elizabeth Warren isn't the only Leftist "economist" who wants to confiscate more of your wealth ...via a plan to nationalize private retirement funds... and it seems BHO and his corrupt gang of Progressives were in on the heist when they drafted their 2010 budget.

Update 9/25/11

Dear Leader is unhappy with these developments.
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Friday, September 16, 2011

#ATTACKJWD

On the heels of their shrewd launch of the attackwatch.com site, Obama For America (OFA) has upped the ante.

OFA campaign manager Jim Messina sent out the following fundraising email to OFA supporters today.

Friends –

This week’s attackwatch.com launch has proven to be an unprecedented success story in the annals of grass roots citizen involvement. Your involvement progresses the progressive march toward economic, social, racial, environmental, and every other kind of justice we can make up. You have helped us harness the power of social media, to enable OFA zombies like you to be our network of informants on our political enemies. And not only are you unpaid for your services to Obama, but you are actually willing to send us money for the privilege. Obama is so thrilled with your service to him, he has decided to eat rubber chicken with a select few of you, as his way of saying thank you.

As all of our OFA friends know, the frantic march toward progressive justices never stops. You made the Twitter hashtag #ATTACKWATCH a national story instantly upon launch. To follow up on this unprecedented success, we here at the OFA Central Planning Committee have naturally come up with something else for you to do for us. Our philosophical visionary, Saul Alinsky,  taught us with his rule 8 – “attack, attack, attack” and his rule 12 – “polarize and freeze the target” that we must assassinate individual characters. Therefore, over the coming days we will be astro-turfing new Twitter hashtags you can use to swarm over individually chosen conservatives.

The first test run will be #ATTACKJWD. Now get those Twitter thumbs loose and pound it out on Jack Wiley Dithers, that contemptible conservative contributor to the amazingly annoying blog LibertyAtStake!

YIKES! OFA’s zombie army is pointed right at the beloved inspirational leader of our crackerjack investigative journalism team, here at our humble little blog! Here’s a sample of the hurtful comments we’ve already seen on the #ATTACKJWD feed.

#ATTACKJWD Dithers subscribed to Journolist before he wrote about it. http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/2010/11/jack-wiley-dithers-exclusive-new.html
Tweeted by: Ezra Klein

Jack Wiley Dithers almost never has a crease in his pants. The #ATTACKJWD vulgarian!
Tweeted by: David Brooks

JWD is a slimy hypocrite. Supports #ATTACKJWD Defense of Marriage Act, yet still runs that tingle up my leg.
Tweeted by: Chris Matthews

If #ATTACKJWD LAS doesn’t fire JWD immediately, I’m moving to France!
Tweeted by: Alec Baldwin

I once saw a copy of #ATTACKJWD Milton Friedman’s “Capitalism and Freedom” on Dithers’ book shelf. He must be arrested immediately.
Tweeted by: Paul Krugman

Dithers is a #ATTACKJWD thief. He stole my copy of the Democrat 2010 campaign strategy book.  http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/2010/09/campaign-strategy-exclusive-jack-wiley.html
Tweeted by: Joe Biden

JWD is worserer than the #ATTACKJWD worserest person on Earth. Ever.
Tweeted by: Keith Olbermann

Dithers is a slave labor capitalist - never #ATTACKJWD pays his sources.
Tweeted by: Arianna Huffington

I heard a rumor Dithers once owned a #ATTACKJWD corporate jet. The #ATTACKJWD bastard!
Tweeted by: Ed Schultz

I overheard Dithers saying his favorite political philosopher is #ATTACKJWD DWM John Locke.
Tweeted by: Anita Dunn

Dithers once visited the estates of #ATTACKJWD slave-owners Thomas Jefferson and George Washington.
Tweeted by: Van Jones

JWD sympathizes with #ATTACKJWD TEA Party movement. This makes him a domestic terrorist. He must be arrested now.
Tweeted by: Bill Ayers

When we briefed Mr. Dithers on this deeply unsettling development, finding him at his usual 7 pm Friday location – the National Press Club bar – he calmly set down his bourbon and soda and proceeded to tweet the following:

#ATTACKJWD GFY OFA.

Footnote 1

'Jack Wiley Dithers' is a “phonetic” pseudonym, inspired by Barack Hussein Obama’s 2009 decision process regarding troop levels in Afghanistan.  I couldn't come up with anything better of an equal or greater length.

Footnote 2

In the pseudo-tweets above, replace the #ATTACKJWD hashtag with your favorite expletive for advanced reading.
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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Three Laws of Motion (Part 19) … Make It the Newtonian Stupid or Treasonous Edition … No, Let’s Do E2E!





It was difficult deciding how to properly treat Barry’s Big J-O-B-S speech of September 8, 2011 in the context of this blog. The epic train wreck that was History’s Most Ill-Conceived Address to a Joint Session of Congress generated a limitless supply of potential energy for political satire.

This momentous failure of executive governance certainly did fit as the next installment – Part 19 to be precise – of the Contemporary Politics and Newton’s Three Law’s of Motion series. Future historians will mark this speech as the opening shot of the last stand for the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama. The Dow’s 300 point plunge the very next day – to below the psychologically important 11,000 mark – is just the tip of the iceberg. The Dow will probably right itself, but it’s highly negative 24 hour reaction to Barry’s empty speechification will be matched by a precipitous decline in voter approval for BHO, which will never again recover.

Then, of course, there is the question that still nags at the national conscience – "is BHO intentionally wrecking the whole damn place?" Nobody capable of getting elected POTUS could be this stupid, could they? This question obviously made it a potential fit as the next installment in my Stupid or Treasonous series … except I’ve already settled on Treasonous. See the writings and actions of Saul Alinksy, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, Van Jones, and numerous other criminal and radical BHO associates for my evidentiary submission.

So, moving on to new, recently established, literary horizons on this blog … with thanks to OpenCongress.org for generating many dozens of hits on this blog (yes, literally dozens I tell you!) … and thus reminding me of the English-To-English (E2E) format … as well as ABC News for providing the complete transcript (not a half bad transcription for the corrupt and biased MSM, there's hope yet) … I give you the E2E translation of History’s Most Ill-Conceived Address to a Joint Session of Congress.

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We continue to face an economic crisis that has left millions of our neighbors jobless, and a political crisis that has made things worse.

E2E: We continue to face an economic crisis that has been extended by my rigidly ideological policies, and a political crisis that has been deepened by my rigid ideological intransigence.

But the millions of Americans who are watching right now: they don't care about politics.

E2E: I’m counting on bamboozling millions of clueless independents tonight.


And they know that Washington hasn't always put their interests first.

E2E: I am hoping tonight I can convince millions of clueless independents to adopt Washington as their savior.

There are steps we can take right now to improve people's lives.

E2E: You can count on me going directly into campaign mode to whip up my lunatic base into pressuring you pass my Progressive program.

There should be nothing controversial about this piece of legislation.

E2E:


And everything in this bill will be paid for. Everything.



It will create more jobs for construction workers, more jobs for teachers, more jobs for veterans, and more jobs for the long-term unemployed.

E2E: Unions and the desperate are my natural constituency. This is their payoff with the expectation I will receive their votes.

You should pass this jobs plan right away.

E2E: Nobody can mobilize chaos and anarchy like the unions and the desperate – under proper Democrat guidance of course. (That's a threat in case you're slow on the uptake)

So for everyone who speaks so passionately about making life easier for "job creators," this plan is for you.

E2E: Political Grandstanding, Class warfare, Redistribution, yattee-yatta-yatta, chirp chirp chirp, wah-wah-wah …



This approach is basically the one I've been advocating for months

E2E: Damn that Paul Ryan for making this a serious national discussion.

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Oh, look on the big screen … are you ready for some football!?

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Footnote 1

A few slightly more serious reactions to was History’s Most Ill-Conceived Address to a Joint Session of Congress from around the blogosphere …

Flopping Aces compares Barry's Empty Speechification to various GOP responses.

Maggie Thornton Reports Rove's Reaction (Pretty Good For Rove)

Kudlow on Obama (Like Plato on Curly)

The starched shirts at 214 Mass Ave Opine (Always Useful If Boring)

Footnote 2

Meanwhile, in other news of the week concerning the administration of BHO and his corrupt gang of Progressives …

The 'Arab Spring' is headed on rails toward 'Islamist Hell'

The Army of Hoffa, Trumka, Obama, Soros, LLC is on the march ...

Keep your powder dry, Patriots.
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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Quickie Analysis: Barry’s Big J-O-B-S Speech of 2011

Far too big a train wreck for the amateur blogger to fully address tonight. First and foremost – it was the same old Barry. Sanctimonious. Arrogant. Duplicitous. Assumptive. Insulting to the reasonable mind. Heavy Handed.  LEFT WING PARTISAN TO THE CORE. My very next post will address the matter in detail. But now is not the right time to do this epic train wreck justice . My day at the day job (glad to have it) was particularly “interesting” today – six hours in one planning meeting, with all the 3D chess horse trading, plus all the usual shtuff (sic) that comes with the day job. I need a rest.

I came into my viewership of the speech with the following prequel prepared. “xx” represents numeric placeholders pending further factual research. Underlines are indicators to go find links for support.
Warm Beer and Cold Pizza … “The Breakfast of Champions”

 
That’s what Barry’s Big J-O-B-S speech of September 8, 2011 was. After partying it up, Keynesian style, with Stimulus I (trillion dollar crap sandwich), ObamaCare (trillion dollar side of fries), xx % growth in federal spending (straight bourbon), xx% growth in national debt (straight scotch), and xx% growth in federal regulations (six pack of beer) – Barry gave us nothing but Keynesian leftovers to counter the hangover of the worst-economic-recovery-ehah caused by his Keynesian bacchanalia. It will be as unsatisfying to the national J-O-B-S economy as the “Breakfast of Champions,” defined by this post title, is to the human constitution.

He called it the “American Jobs Act.” It will turn out to be anything but. Its’ recipe consists of equal parts Big Labor payoff and sophomoric political gamesmanship. The price tag - Four Hundred BILLION Dollars more of Keynesian nonsense – is the Big Labor Payoff. The optics and stage handling is the political gamesmanship – typically played too smart by half on the part of the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama.

Fairly predictive, if I don’t say so myself. Note to self - I will need to emphasize the sophomoric political gamesmanship angle more in the proper post.

Bottom Line: If you pay attention to American politics … mark tonight as the “beginning of the end” for the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama. If you don’t pay attention to American politics…start, it gets really (and I mean really) interesting now.  You will have a different POTUS come January 2013, that much is certain.  How we get there is going to be the "interesting" part.
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Friday, September 2, 2011

Jack Wiley Dithers Exclusive: Heads Exploding Across DC

Our cracker-jack investigative journalism team has begun an investigation into a mysterious outbreak of exploding heads in the District of Columbia.

On August 10, witnesses saw a burly man wearing a purple “SEIU” tee shirt wander out of AFL-CIO headquarters and into traffic on 16th Street, NW. Just before he was struck by a Smart Car traveling at a high rate of speed, his head exploded. The Smart Car was totaled. The driver escaped with only a few broken bones.

An attractive young lady strolling through the Botanical Gardens on August 12 caused quite a stir amongst the nearby tourists, when her head exploded all over one of the glass walls. This young lady has been identified as a lobbyist for the Planned Parenthood organization. She had just left a meeting at Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) headquarters.

An unidentified headless body, wearing a hand tailored Brooks Brothers suit with a “Sí, se puede” button on the left lapel, was found on G street, near 18th street, just a couple of blocks from the White House, early in the morning hours of Sunday, August 14.

During the evening commute of August 15 there was a multi-car pile-up on Southbound I-95 just outside the city in Lorton, VA. One of our investigators has learned the lead car in this pile-up was a Prius with an Obama 2012 sticker on its bumper, and the driver was found to be headless.

Late in the evening of August 18, the headless body of a young female professional was found at S. Capitol Street and L Street, SW. Police initially assumed they were dealing with a flash mob assault incident (Navy Yard neighborhood, ‘nuff said). The investigation remains open with no real leads except an unused Washington Nationals ticket for that evening’s game and a Democrat National Committee (DNC) identification badge found in the young lady’s purse.

The downtown lunch hour on August 22 was punctuated by the explosion of a head belonging to a man wearing an off-the rack Macy’s suit, while he was in a coffee shop on 15th and M streets, NW. Patrons were forced to pick up their laptops and trudge to one of the six other coffee shops with wi-fi service on an adjacent block. The man whose head exploded has since been identified as a blog editor on the Washington Post payroll.

The evening commute of August 24 was marred by the exploding head of a high level State Department official assigned to Hillary Clinton’s staff. He was making his way up the broken escalator at the Metro Red Line’s Tenleytown station.

On August 26, a man later identified as a staffer for Senator Schumer (D-NY) shocked witnesses by wandering into the Reflecting Pool at high noon, just before his head exploded. The pool had to be drained and scrubbed afterward.

At approximately 10 am on August 30, a man created a Hazmat emergency when his head exploded all over the pastries in the Au-Bon-Pain store located on the corner of Vermont Avenue and L Street, NW. This man has been identified as an Obama political appointee assigned to DHS in a nearby building.

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I sensed there was a pattern connecting these supposedly unrelated incidents, but couldn’t quite put my finger on the common thread connecting them. So last evening I paid a visit to the most learned man I know in order to discuss this matter.

I explored this matter with my host – Francis Charles Hamilton, Doctor of Pontification. During the course of the erudite conversation we enjoyed my host’s dry gin and tonic water – sometimes even mixed together in the same tumbler.

I had come to the right place. Dr. Hamilton has had prior experience with the common cause of these incidents. He identified the malady as Sudden Onset Cognitive Dissonance Syndrome (SOCDS). SOCDS strikes committed political ideologues when real world events rapidly contradict all of the assumptions and conclusions of their ideology. Most susceptible to SOCDS are ideologues that have constructed their entire identity around, and poured all of their hopes into, the ideology. When the ideology collapses, the victim has nothing left to anchor them to reality. Dr. Hamilton was renting a Moscow apartment during the period 1988 – 1990, strictly for classified business, and was therefore privileged to be a witness to the last recorded widespread outbreak of SOCDS.

When stricken by SOCDS, the victim quickly spirals into a trap of the victim’s own lifelong making. The victim attempts to rationalize the onrushing wave of real world events contradicting the ideology using only the rigid assumptions, conclusions, and memes provided to them by their ideology. The maze of contradictions thereby produced within the brain that has been wired by a life exclusively devoted to the ideology generates something akin to the venerable Hollywood device of a computerized robot melting down on a logical fallacy. Such as in this Star Trek episode or this South Park clip.

In the spirit of public service, our cracker-jack investigative journalism team has initiated a campaign to elevate the readiness posture for FEMA and several local emergency response agencies as we approach the 2012 election cycle.


Update 9/4

Still breaking …

The mid morning peace of September 1 was disturbed by a young lady riding one of those ‘Wicked Witch of the West’ bicycles supplied by the DC Bikeshare program. While riding along Woodley Road, NW, the young lady’s head was launched onto the Hurricane Irene earthquake damaged parapet of the National Cathedral. She was wearing a tee-shirt with the slogan “Green is Sexy.”

Treasured works of art were forever lost on September 2, when a man identified as a staffer to the Council of Economic Advisors was strolling through the National Museum of Women in the Arts. He succumbed to the final stages of SOCDS while enjoying the artistic treasures assembled before him.


Update 9/6/2011

And the outbreak continues ...

Organic food lovers on Capitol Hill were sent into a panic this morning when a the head of a Politico reporter exploded all over the fresh produce offered by the Eastern Market.  Several organic egg aficianados were forced to compromise their principles - by consuming for breakfast eggs from a local super market that may have been dropped by hens fed fish oil.  The horror!
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