Our cracker-jack investigative journalism team has infiltrated a password protected chat room hosted on the www.npr.org domain.
The members of this chat room are carefully vetted for liberal bias, and they refer to themselves as the “New JournoListers.” Our source has provided the following transcript excerpt from the New Journolisters’ online chat on election night, November 2nd of 2010.
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Administrator, 7:04 pm ET: The chat room is now open.
Joe Klein, 7:05 pm ET: Source says Rangel winning easily. Things seem to be setting up for big gains by Democrats.
David Wiegel, 7:05 pm ET: Teabaggers going down tonight!
Ezra Klein, 7:06 pm ET: Watch the language, Wiegel.
Paul Krugman, 7:07 pm ET: St. Keynes will be pleased - tonight we vindicate Stimulus spending.
Maureen Dowd, 7:08 pm ET: @Krugman: The President was born in Hawaii! Not Kenya!
Paul Krugman, 7:08 pm ET: @Dowd: {sigh}
David Brooks, 7:09 pm ET: Looks like a big night for the Educated Class.
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Jeffrey Toobin, 7:35 pm ET: Reports are Coons will pull it out in Delaware.
David Brooks, 7:36 pm ET: Chalk one up for the Educated Class!
Jonathan Cohn, 7:37 pm ET: Off topic – has anybody discovered the identity of LibertyAtStake?
Maureen Dowd, 7:38 pm ET: @Cohn: We know his zip code is 22308.
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David Brooks, 8:06 pm ET: Educated Class hates wrestling. No chants of “USA!” tonight.
Frank Rich, 8:07 pm ET: Has anybody been watching the House returns?
Jonathan Chait, 8:10 pm ET: I’ve already got my investigative team on it. Dialing Holder’s blackberry now.
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Paul Krugman, 9:06 pm ET: The stingy bastards never spend enough.
Jeffrey Toobin, 9:07 pm ET: House doesn’t matter. Keep all eyes on Senate.
Ezra Klein, 9:08 pm ET: Toobin is right – gotta keep the GOP below 60 in upper chamber.
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Joe Klein, 10:05 pm ET: Fox is reporting some kind of Harry Reid smear. Power outage in Nevada – implication is Reid cheating.
Eugene Robinson, 10:06 pm ET: Racist bastards at Fox must be lying.
Frank Rich, 10:07 pm ET: @Robby: Reid is white, so can't know for sure if Fox reporting is actually racist. Let’s debate this off line some time.
Jonathan Chait, 10:08 pm ET: NR reports Harrah’s pressuring employees to vote for Reid. Could be racist. I’ll have someone check out HR records.
Spencer Ackerman, 10:09 pm ET: Throw all the racist bastards through plate glass windows!
Ezra Klein, 10:09 pm ET: Take a chill pill, Ackerman.
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Joe Klein, 11:05 pm ET: Boxer looks like a winner in California.
David Brooks, 11:05 pm ET: California comes thru as the Educated Class’s firewall.
David Wiegel, 11:06 pm ET: Teabaggers will be sad tomorrow.
Ezra Klein, 11:06 pm ET: Wiegel, I’m warning you!
Spencer Ackerman, 11:07 pm ET: Let’s change the topic to Democrat legislative agenda for next session.
David Wiegel, 11:07 pm ET: Defund Fox!
Ezra Klein, 11:07 pm ET: Fox is privately held, Dave.
Jonathan Cohn, 11:08 pm ET: Repeal DADT!
Paul Krugman, 11:09 pm ET: More Stimulus!
Administrator, 11:10 pm ET: The chat room server is coming down for maintenance in five minutes.
Clever, Christopher. That took a lot of work.
ReplyDelete@Maggie:
ReplyDeleteChristopher?
But thanks for reading, and glad you enjoyed it.
Well done here. Just snarky enough to sound like our liberal friends
ReplyDeletewhen they think no one else is reading them. Arrogant SOBs really do believe themselves too. Pretty sad I think.
Glad you linked at Pirate's Cove- you have an entertaining blog, I wlil be sure to bookmark and visit often!
@Trish: Thanks for the accolades. Pirate's Cove seems to me to be a fine gathering of liberty lovers. I shall continue to drop by as often as practical.
ReplyDeleteWell done sir. The real thing wouldn't be too far off of what you said.
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