So, you’ve stumbled onto my humble little blog. Perhaps you are a Millenial wondering why most of your friends aren’t fully employed. Or wondering why ObamaKare is being shoved down your throat. Or why your generation is on the hook for a national debt that stands at $17 $18 Trillion and counting. Maybe you are scratching your head wondering why your President thinks Global Warming the weather is more worrisome than Islamic Terror. And perhaps you’ve started to become aware there might be something the corrupt and biased lame stream media isn’t telling you. The answer, to these and other existential questions, is ... the Left - specifically, the modern American Progressive. Think of this site as a portal to a richer understanding of this answer, a portal purposely designed with a consciously cock-eyed bent to keep it entertaining. Because the First Amendment is forever and the Internet never forgets. (Plus you better figure out FICA isn't the name of a Swedish bikini model, before she eats your entire paycheck.)

How to use the portal? You could dive into my archive*. I was most active here 2010-2012, but that matters not. How many times do I need to demonstrate the central point? To wit, the political / ideological Left is a menace to the constitutional republic and must be resisted lest the American experiment in liberty devolve into socialist dystopia. If it's the more pointed hand-to-hand combat of the comment board that whets your appetite, click the 'My Disqus Comments' widget. I continue to visit that world from time to time as a light diversion. Or you could browse through my blog roll. It's a very representative collection of center-right blogs, though hardly exhaustive. I can't do the political / ideology thing 24x7, and you probably can't either. Leave that to the hysterical, talking point chanting, mob agitating, race baiting, election stealing, gaia worshiping, straw man torching, Islamic Terrorist appeasing, organized Left (aka OFA, MSNBC, UAW, SEIU, Think Progress, Media Matters, most of legacy media, the politically correct faculty lounge, anybody who belonged to Journolist, anybody connected to Occupy Wall Street, anything funded by George Soros or Tom Steyer, their paid Internet trolls, and the rest of the usual Team Leftie suspects).

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Friday, March 23, 2012

Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting From the 2012 Republican Convention

Posted by LibertyAtStake

I recently had a very interesting evening dialogue at the well-appointed home of the smartest man I know – Dr. Francis Charles Hamilton. The transcript, drawn from my own fuzzy memory, is as follows.

LAS: You’ve outdone yourself this evening, perfesser. Boiled shrimp. What, did it take five whole seconds to transfer from the freezer to the pot?

FCH: I see you came empty handed again. Will it be gin and tonic or sherry this time?

LAS: What do you recommend to complement to Costco cocktail sauce?

FCH: It’ll be gin and tonic to start and sherry to finish, then.


LAS: Why the summons, perfesser?

FCH: I wish to reveal something important, something powerful, to you, padawan. This knowledge must be handled with great care and very responsibly. I have decided you can put it to good use on that blog thing of yours.

LAS: You read my blog, perfesser?

FCH: Don’t be silly. This is charity. It’s too good to keep out of the public eye – but if I gave it to Dithers he would destroy the time space continuum within 30 seconds of receiving the knowledge.

Jack Wiley Dithers

LAS: Intriquing. Have you gotten into the sherry early today, perfesser?

FCH: Come with me padawan.


FCH: Feast your eyes on this magnificent machine, padawan.

LAS: Commodore? Amiga?

FCH: No … a time machine … passed down to the Hamilton / Dithers line by Rube Goldberg himself.

LAS: You can go back in time, perfesser! That explains a lot.

FCH: No, the machine only goes forward. But let me get to my point. Last night I rode the machine to the 2012 Republican convention. I helped Dithers write his bylines, here’s a sample.


GOP Convention Opens With No Candidate Owning Simple Delegate Majority

Ron Paul Throws Delegates to Romney – Half Walk Out and Join OWS Protestors Outside

4th Ballot: Romney / Paul Coalition Still Lacks Simple Majority

Gingrich Throws Delegates to Santorum – Hall Erupts Into Shocked ‘Why, Newt, Why?’ Chant

8th Ballot Shows Not Enough Newt Delegates Switch to Push Santorum Over the Top

Historic Acceptance Speeches Bring Party to Extended Standing Ovations

Palin / Rubio Ticket Hits Campaign Trail


LAS: Wow. That’s really something. What else were you able to find out?

FCH: That’s it. The machine has an average battery run time of 30 minutes and a battery recharge time of six months. It’s designed to run on algae, you see.

LAS: What does that red button do?

FCH: Don’t touch that! I'm already regretting this decision …


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