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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Jack Wiley Dithers Exclusive: The Israeli Diplomatic Cables


(AP) – Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting.

Last weekend, an ambitious member of our cracker-jack investigative journalism team won a drinking game, and consequently a bet, with his Mossad contact. The Mossad man seems to have temporarily forgotten about the inverse relationship between physical fitness and tolerance for adult beverages, before foolishly taking on our portly investigator in his prime element. Mossad’s loss is our gain, and yours as well, dear reader. To pay off his debt, the Mossad man has delivered to us the following diplomatic cables between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and American President Barack Hussein Obama.

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Following the ‘unprecedented’ and 'historic’ June 4, 2009 empty Obama speechification in Cairo


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2009-06-05 01:00 GMT

Open hand? Clenched fist? What was that, some kind of lesson on the rules of ‘rock, paper, scissors’? Why don’t you just give Khamenei the bomb yourself?


_From: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
___To: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
_Time: 2009-06-05 01:04 GMT

Just stand by and watch my genius unfold.

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During the heat of the massive Iranian street demonstrations erupting under the “Green Movement” banner, which protested the Iranian regime stealing the June 2009 sham election


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2009-10-01 14:13 GMT

Have arranged for Iranian dissident Mohsen Makhmalbaf to arrive in Washington. We have worked with him before. Very reliable. Can be your conduit for soft and black support to Green Movement.


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2009-10-10 13:54 GMT

Why aren’t you seeing Mohsen Makhmalbaf? What is your policy? Please advise.


_From: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
___To: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
_Time: 2009-10-11 15:22 GMT

Open hand.


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2009-10-11 15:25 GMT

Open hand?!? That thing has been cut off, bronzed, and mounted on the wall by Khamenei! Why don’t you just give him the bomb yourself?

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Commemorating Obama’s epic snub of Netanyahu at the White House


_From: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
___To: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
_Time: 2010-03-24 05:15 GMT

So, about those 13 demands?


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2010-03-24 05:31 GMT

My chief of staff, under my orders, wiped his ass with your document, and set it on fire by means of bic lighter and fart.

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Turkey and Brazil hatch a plot to swap nuclear fuel rods with Iran … for the interests of peace, you know …


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2010-05-18 12:23 GMT

Our Ankara and Brasilia stations have solid information this fuel swap is cover for Russian sponsored transfer of weapons grade uranium to Tehran, coming soon.


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2010-05-25 12:28 GMT

Our Moscow station now knows why you’ve been ignoring Ankara and Brasilia intel. Why don’t you just give Khamenei the bomb yourself?

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Shortly after Egyptian President Hosne Mubarak has been deposed with BHO’s transparently tacit approval


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2011-04-01 13:11 GMT

Our Cairo station strongly believes Muslim Brotherhood and other Islamic radicals will win elections by wide margins. Can your people help keep peace treaty intact?


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2011-04-12 13:44 GMT

Cairo station now knows why you’ve been ignoring election intel. Why don’t you just drive the Egyptian army’s American made tanks into the Sinai yourself?

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It’s AIPAC 2011 conference time, Bibi is on his way to town, and BHO has instructed Israel it must retreat to indefensible 1967 borders


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2011-05-19 22:00 GMT

1967 borders? AYFKM? What the hell are you trying to pull? Put me on your calendar for a meeting or Moscow station releases Black Sea photos.


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2011-05-23 23:16 GMT

“Good solid B+” on your AIPAC speech. Black Sea photos safe and secure for now.

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On the occasion of BHO’s open mic gaffe at the 2011 G20 Summit …


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2011-11-04 06:11 GMT

Sarkozy should take care of his own Muslim problem and keep his mouth shut. And since when have you been doing anything but double-dealing with me?

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As Iranian nuclear scientists are mysteriously being awarded untimely demises


_From: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
___To: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
_Time: 2012-01-11 21:19 GMT

Are you behind scientist assassinations in Iran?


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2012-01-11 21:29 GMT

If you had anybody in there, you might have a clue. You should have seen Mohsen Makhmalbaf when I presented him to you.

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A bi-lateral discussion on the timing of military action against Iran’s nuclear weapons program ...


_From: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
___To: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
_Time: 2012-04-10 21:08 GMT

The new round of crippling economic sanctions is nearly guaranteed to dissuade Tehran from building a nuclear weapon, according to our experts. There is no need to risk military intervention prior to 2013.


_From: Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
___To: Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
_Time: 2012-04-10 21:17 GMT

Tell your faculty lounge wankers their advice is not welcome here. Good luck with that election.

(AP) – Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting.

Footnotes

Bibi speechification for the ages.

Research into this post yielded two new members of the Schieffer Memorial Blog Roll.

Obama Lies Net ... simply cataloging Barry's untruths ... whoulda thunk it?

White House Dossier... transparently documenting the facts of White House malfeasance ... whoulda thunk it?
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Friday, March 23, 2012

Jack Wiley Dithers Reporting From the 2012 Republican Convention

Posted by LibertyAtStake

I recently had a very interesting evening dialogue at the well-appointed home of the smartest man I know – Dr. Francis Charles Hamilton. The transcript, drawn from my own fuzzy memory, is as follows.

LAS: You’ve outdone yourself this evening, perfesser. Boiled shrimp. What, did it take five whole seconds to transfer from the freezer to the pot?


FCH: I see you came empty handed again. Will it be gin and tonic or sherry this time?


LAS: What do you recommend to complement to Costco cocktail sauce?


FCH: It’ll be gin and tonic to start and sherry to finish, then.


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LAS: Why the summons, perfesser?


FCH: I wish to reveal something important, something powerful, to you, padawan. This knowledge must be handled with great care and very responsibly. I have decided you can put it to good use on that blog thing of yours.


LAS: You read my blog, perfesser?


FCH: Don’t be silly. This is charity. It’s too good to keep out of the public eye – but if I gave it to Dithers he would destroy the time space continuum within 30 seconds of receiving the knowledge.


Jack Wiley Dithers

LAS: Intriquing. Have you gotten into the sherry early today, perfesser?


FCH: Come with me padawan.


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FCH: Feast your eyes on this magnificent machine, padawan.




LAS: Commodore? Amiga?


FCH: No … a time machine … passed down to the Hamilton / Dithers line by Rube Goldberg himself.


LAS: You can go back in time, perfesser! That explains a lot.


FCH: No, the machine only goes forward. But let me get to my point. Last night I rode the machine to the 2012 Republican convention. I helped Dithers write his bylines, here’s a sample.


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GOP Convention Opens With No Candidate Owning Simple Delegate Majority

Ron Paul Throws Delegates to Romney – Half Walk Out and Join OWS Protestors Outside

4th Ballot: Romney / Paul Coalition Still Lacks Simple Majority

Gingrich Throws Delegates to Santorum – Hall Erupts Into Shocked ‘Why, Newt, Why?’ Chant

8th Ballot Shows Not Enough Newt Delegates Switch to Push Santorum Over the Top

Historic Acceptance Speeches Bring Party to Extended Standing Ovations

Palin / Rubio Ticket Hits Campaign Trail

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LAS: Wow. That’s really something. What else were you able to find out?


FCH: That’s it. The machine has an average battery run time of 30 minutes and a battery recharge time of six months. It’s designed to run on algae, you see.


LAS: What does that red button do?


FCH: Don’t touch that! I'm already regretting this decision …


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Friday, March 9, 2012

Commentapalooza VI

If you don’t know the rules by now, you haven’t been paying attention. If you are Sandra Fluke, an occupier, or like-minded fellow traveler - you probably feel entitled to an explanation. None will be forthcoming. Use the Search Box, dummy! No more whining!

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Inexplicably fuzzy screen snaps embiggen when clicked, headlines linkify when clicked.

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A classic cartoon, the National Science Foundation, a grammatical error, and a prescient forecast of Team Leftie’s occupation mob … all in one single comment on gub’ment over-reach!


LAS pontificates on the stimulative effect of the arts.


Dang furriners!


I’m too sexy for my deodorant.


Rule 5 all about … ahem … the eyes.


LAS provides invaluable pro bono editorial advice to NewsBusted producers.


Las invokes 18th century slang for Heritage Foundation crowd.  Because they get that stuff.


Rule 5 is the best part of Barry’s ridiculous energy policy.






On what to do with wrong-headed precedent.


On the futility of comprehensively chronicling Team Leftie induced mayhem.


Captain Kirk – Libertarian Hero!


Update 03/13/12
The solution to my fuzzy screenshot problem going forward is switching from the free Wisdom-soft ScreenHunter utility to the free Gadwin PrintScreen utility. Very puzzling ... I've been using ScreenHunter literally since 2007, including more than 2 years on this very laptop. I could drill into the impossibly complex web of settings, configurations, and installations on this laptop to find the root cause ... or just switch to the next free utility in line. I've never been accused of stupidity.

Update 03/20/12
It is now becoming clear the issue is file type as opposed to screen snap utility - which, of course makes a hell of a lot more sense. *.gif - the ScreenHunter default - doesn't upload to blogger with clarity anymore. *.bmp - the Gadwin default does. *.png also does. Typical file size for matching images, in descending order, is *.bmp, *.png, *.gif - aligning with this observation.
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