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Showing posts with label Demotivational. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Demotivational Gun Control Politics



The Progressive Ideologue In Chief is keen lately on pushing gun control. And not above stooping to the exploitation of cops and victims as political props, either.

Well, the cops have been polled, and they don't seem to be down with the progressive agenda. (This poll result, incidentally, makes the point I made in my footnote to my previous post - mass confiscation is an impossibility because the guys who would have to do the dirty work would never follow through. Not American law enforcement - and definitely not the all-citizen, all-volunteer, American armed forces.)

As for the grieving Newtown parents who have allowed themselves to be co-opted as lobbyists for the progressive agenda ... I guess it's a "no harm, no foul" situation. By which I mean ... if the reports are accurate that the only change in law from the Left's exploitation of their sad testimony is a relatively small expansion in background checks, I can't get all worked up about it. Because one armed good guy on premise at the school that day would likely have saved a large number of those innocent lives. Because Gun Free Zones Free Fire Zones For Criminals is the real problem.

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This debate has also revealed yet another member of Congress to be a complete moron and contemptible elitist. It seems Diana DeGette, US Representative from Colorado, has been working feverishly on limiting 2nd Amendment rights, yet thinks high capacity magazines are as disposable as a smoking joint. This kind of abject ignorance on the subject matter on which someone works daily falls under the simple heading "dumb as a brick." She reminds me of a meeting management rule of thumb given to me by an old mentor: "Better to keep your mouth shut and let people assume you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." But, then again, he wasn't mentoring me for Congress.

While pontificating know-it-alls demonstrating foolish ignorance is always good fodder here, I was prepared to ignore this example because, well ... is pontificating foolish know-it-all Democrat even worth noting as an exception anymore? But my assessment of worthiness was tipped over the line by this enraging bit of dismissive elitism reported by the linked article:
At the same forum, DeGette also mocked a senior citizen who said the state’s new gun laws would put him at a significant disadvantage in a firefight.

DeGette replied that he was lucky to live in Denver, where the police department could come to his aid “within minutes.”

“You’d probably be dead anyway if they had that kind of firepower,” DeGette continued.
Thus, she joins the pantheon of demotivational posters created here.



Update 4:30 pm

Something needs to be done about this provision in the pending legislation: "The proposal will allow a doctor to add a patient to the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) without ever telling the patient he or she has been added."

As clear a violation of the constitutional right to due process as you will ever see. And, btw, an obvious stimulant for medical malpractice litigation. And since they wouldn't let us reform that when they shoved ObamaCare down our throats ...

Update 4/11/13

A random comment on the Political Brambles site, kind of summing up my position on today's DC clown car wreck. What, nobody could just close one loophole without making it a national crisis?

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Friday, March 8, 2013

Demotivational Sequestration



Footnote

Jack Wiley Dithers is fresh from rehab and has become keenly interested in explaining the nuances and vagaries of Sequestration to the clueless masses.

Update 11:37 pm

Upon the occasion of Dithers' return from rehab ...


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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

BullSkeet




I've been reading a lot lately about Barack Hussein Obama's prowess as a skeet shooter.

Very amusing. What's up with the odd angle of aim for the sport of skeet shooting? Is Bo the pet dog down range, and the former leader of the Choom Gang is flashing back to his days as a connoisseur of canine dishes under Lolo's tutelage? Why all the smoke? Is Camp David still stocking black powder from the Revolutionary war?

The most amusing aspect of this story, as far as I'm concerned, is the imperious and officious directive from the hacks of the White House to not "photoshop" their already ridiculous image. Many patriotic citizens of the blogosphere naturally ignored this silly command.

SooperMexican via Totus Blog connects the metrosexual President with his unwavering support for gay rights ...



Saberpoint depicts Obama firing on the Occupy Wall Street mob ...



The Black Sphere adds the one missing element that might tie it all together ...



Free Republic shows us how it probably went down in reality ...



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What's not amusing at all is the explanation for how such a ridiculous image can enter the public discourse in the first place. The President of the United States has no idea who he is outside of politics. He told an obvious lie about who he is in an interview, to further his political interests, then compounded the lie by rushing out a ridiculous photo to cover for the obviously ridiculous lie.

Kind of like how the Benghazi cover up has unfolded, isn't it?

Footnote

OK, I wasn't first on the Intertubes with 'BullSkeet' - that honor seems to belong to Blonde Sagacity - but I did come up with it independently. Scout's honor.

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Friday, January 18, 2013

Demotivational Inauguration 2013

*Since I made the common dating mistake on my previous post, I can post another inauguration demotivational without duplicating the title.



Was this really necessary last time, Obamabots? Try to behave more like a TEA Party crowd this time around.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Demotivational Inauguration 2012





Self-explanatory for anyone who bothered to pay some attention the past few years.

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Friday, January 11, 2013

Class Warfare Roulette



What was that about making the "rich" pay their "fair share" without hitting the "middle class"? Top rate goes up 2% ... payroll tax for *everybody* from the mail room on up sees 2% rise in payroll tax. And since most of the so-called "rich" earn most of their income in ways not subject to payroll tax ... sounds to me like an across the board 2% increase in the federal take from the GDP. Now *that* is the dictionary definition of "fair"! Equally distributed, that is.

ROTFLMAO!



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Here's why it went down this way, kiddies. When you are in a headlong rush to "fundamentally transform" your country, and more interested in destroying your political "enemies" than negotiating with them ... attention to detail suffers. And when attention to detail suffers, sh*t happens. Ask Christopher J. Stevens, Tyrone oods, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith, or Brian Terry.

Update 4:30 pm

The well-meaning scholars at The Heritage Foundation, who make a living paying far more attention to detail than I do in these matters, remind me the top marginal rate actually goes up 4.6%. So you Obama voters can be satisfied Richie Rich pitched in twice as much, or something like that. But, wow, look at the entire list of 13 new taxes for 2013. Trust me when I tell you the Redistributionist-In-Chief and Team Leftie are just getting warmed up.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Demotivational Nanny State Pelosi



In case you haven't noticed yet, the Left's appetite for tax and spend is insatiable. Still not satisfied with a "fiscal cliff" "deal" that is all new tax and no spending cut, Nancy Pelosi has fired a shot across the bow of the SS Taxpayer. Not only are new taxes still on her table, but she urges the Saul Alinsky Radical Known as Barack Hussein Obama to create a new constitutional crisis du jour by ignoring Congress when the debt ceiling is reached. And don't doubt that he will ... he's convinced there is no spending problem at all.

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Look, folks - they couldn't fund their socialistic utopia if they consfiscated every single dollar possessed by every single "rich" person this very minute. The money they need is in the middle - they just haven't told you that yet. I'm talking to you, clueless independents.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Demotivational Big Bird



The Redistributionist-In-Chief is now waging re-election on the proposition you have sympathy for the richest stuffed puppet on Earth. According to this data, Big Bird is even richer than the evil Mitt Romney himself! And only 12% of these riches come from public funding!

Look,kiddies, this is about a federal budget that is driving us over the cliff of fiscal armageddon. If we can't let Big Bird thrive as a private entity - and he certainly would - we are fiscally doomed. If we can't do this, how are we ever going to get around to eliminating whole agencies with unbroken records of failure - like Education and Energy, for example?

End crony puppetism. Big Bird needs to start standing on his own orange three-toed feet.

Update

The crony puppet runs for cover, recognizing now is not a good time to be front and center as the poster child for gub'ment subsidy.
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Replacement Ref


Couldn't resist ...



Update 9/30/12

This is really good ...



Mittens needs to hammer on "People died, Obama lied" relentlessly in the debates.

Update 10/1/12

Next comes the bumper sticker.

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Monday, September 24, 2012

Demotapalooza


A few demotivational posters I was able to throw together courtesy of diy.despair.com ...

(image: Bearing Drift)
Yeah, what we need is more of these people literally telling us what to eat.

(image: Political Tea Leaves)
Another reminder why the standard margin of electoral fraud is +3D.

(image: Mother Jones)
The Dhimmi-In-Chief makes his choice.

(image: Fox Business)
The Empty Suit has a record now. It sucks.

(image: Salem News)
The Empty Suit has another record. It's pure chaos.

What the hell were these hacks thinking when they threw a reliable ally under the bus to the advantage the Muslim Brotherhood?(image: Big Peace)

Still wondering why the Redistributionist-In-Chief wants me to pay for Sandra Fluke's contraceptives, yet he can't spare a thousand bucks for his own blood brother.(image: Tracy's Right)



And I haven't even gotten to media bias, Fast and Furious, the pathetic irresponsibility that is failing to pass a budget three years running, the dangerous irresponsibility of prioritizing Letterman and the View above the Israeli PM and daily intel briefings, Taxmageddon, Sequester, 'Flexibility' with Russia, ObamaCare aka the biggest tax hike in history, direct responsibility for 60% of all-time deficit spending, ...

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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Demotivational Akin




Todd Akin has stepped on his crank and made himself a liability. He needs to leave the stage. Period. End of Sentence. If he wants to run for something in 2014 or 2016, fine. Not 2012. Not anymore. Too much is at stake.

In a less crucial time, Bill Kristol would be right on target.

In today's zeitgeist, Mark Levin is the one who understands the urgency of the situation.

If Akin doesn't get the message, Sarah Palin has the right idea - run an insurgency candidate. And I don't care if Missouri law prevents it from being Sarah Steelman. Find any grass roots conservative ready to step into the breech. I don't care if it has to be Fozzie Bear.
A statement needs to be made - the stage is no longer a right to be held in perpetuity by the professional politician class.

Incidentally, when I did my quick Google image search in preparation for this post, the one that made me belly laugh utilized the great 'Red' Foreman to good effect.



The linked post appears to have been written by a Leftie, but funny is funny. And the point is Akin clownishly confirms all of their most cartoonish presumptions about conservatives. For this, he must disappear from the national scene, and the sooner the better.

Footnote

Incidentally, back in 2010, this blog project utilized a measuring device dubbed the Conservative Ascendancy Thermotron, which consisted of a series of gauges designed to predict the force of the 2010 election. One of those gauges was 'GOP / TEA Party Alignment.' If GOP money (RNC, NRSCC, whatever) were to find its way into the hands of a insurgent alternative to the disavowed Akin, we might have to put our best engineers onto the task of designing a new and improved Thermotron for 2012.

Footnote #2

My point, precisely. It's over for you in 2012, Todd. Wrap your brain around it, and do the honorable thing.



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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Demotivational Progressive Talking Heads




Fact #1: Ryan Plan leaves all current Medicare patients, and anyone above age 55 for that matter, untouched.

Fact #2: Obamacare rips $700B (seven hundred billion dollars) out of the shaky hands of today's Medicare patients.

Check it out on the Google machine for yourself, dummy.
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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Demotivational Dingy Harry Reid




If you do not hold Democrat Party leadership in complete contempt by now, I can only conclude you have just re-emerged from a four year coma to read this.

Take, for example, the contemptible machine party hack and current Senate Majority Leader Dingy Harry Reid. By way of background - the crooked Nevada politician in the movie 'Casino' was based on his early career. Completely accurately.

Fast forward to the present day, and Dingy Harry is running around making absurd unsubstantiated claims concerning the tax returns of his political enemy and complete opposite in character - Mr. Clean himself - GOP Establishment nominee Mittens Romney.

Most of the criticism directed toward Dingy Harry has concerned the moral rot inherent in requiring your opponent to prove the negative of a lie. Thus is the point of my double reverse back flip of a demotivational poster. More on that later in the post.

However, I would now like to challenge the the conventional wisdom motivating the blow back. Does anyone really think the corrupt Donkey Party doesn't already know what's in each and every tax return ever filed by Mittens. To the IRS? The very same IRS controlled by their corrupt and morally rotted administration? The very same IRS they are lining up to entrust with administering the ObamaCare mandates's penalty tax? (Queue Michael Corleone: "Now who's being naive, Kay?")

They already know there's nothing in there, trust me. They are lying through their teeth ... trying to create a class warfare wedge issue motivating their idiotic occutard voting base. Period. End of Sentence. You occutards now may go back to pissing on someone else's lawn or whatever it is you have on your busy schedule today.

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Now, back to the fun afforded us citizen sovereigns by the Intertubes and social media.

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A "pederast" is a man who enjoys sex with boys. You know, like that Sandusky guy, for you MSNBC viewers. The Intertubes is alight with joyous mockery of Dingy Harry utilizing this meme as effective satire. Also known as citizen action.


However, in true LAS contrarian fashion, I have another meme I like a lot better. I heard it with my own ears on Chris Plante's AM radio show. You see, it seems a caller into the show has knowledge that Dingy Harry is keeping a goat named Vicki in his Senate office as an entertainment expense. Inquiring minds need to know if this is true. Hence my demotivational poster tying in this meme with the corrupt absurdity of a Senate majority leader whose Senate hasn't even bothered to pass a budget in three years.

The staff cartoonist has gotten into the act with his greatest masterpiece to date, IMHO.



FREE VICKI THE GOAT!

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Oh, by the way, my advise to Mittens is this: quid pro quo - Tax Returns for Transcripts. I need to see those transcripts ...

D- ... Community Organizing on $10 a Day
C- ... Marx or Engels, An Introduction to the Entire Spectrum of Economic Theory
B+ ... Affirmative Action for Dummies
D+ ... Third World Culinary Arts
D- ... T is for Trillion
D+ ... Confiscating Other People's Stuff for Social Justice

Update 8/9/12

The intertubes never forgets, Dingy Harry.
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Monday, July 23, 2012

Demotivational "Good Morning America"



As anyone who might be reading this post obviously already knows, a lunatic in Colorado committed a heinous act of mass murder at a movie screening. The murderous act of lunacy occurred in the wee hours as Thursday was transitioning into the subsequent Friday.

As the two hacks pictured were preparing for the Friday morning "Good Morning America" show - what maybe four hours later or so? - the cracker-jack investigative journalists at ABC News had performed a heroic text search on the Google machine. This heroic action yielded the existence of the shooter's name on a local TEA Party web site. Ah-hah!

Of course, as the reader may also already know, the linkage was factually blown up that same morning. The hacks were forced to apologize for their pathetic incompetence, and these hacks have endured a fire storm of deserved criticism. Most of that criticism seems to have diagnosed incompetence, unconscious bias, or a combination of both.

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Newsflash: the correct diagnosis is intentional bias.

These propagandists are active agents for the political Left. Period. End of sentence. They salivate at the chance to create story lines and narratives assisting the cause of their politics. Even when doing so not only gives the perception of foolish incompetence, but also gives off the putrid stench of incredibly bad taste. Trying to make political hay out of murder victims ... really? While the bodies are still warm? Before the criminal's apartment has been searched - because it's booby trapped, just waiting there to create more senseless mayhem? Yes - because there is an ideological agenda to further, and furthering the ideological agenda is first, second, and third for each and every dedicated Leftist.

The contemporaneous post, and related comment thread, on Paco Enterprises captures what I mean from another angle.
Oh, he could just taste it, yes, indeedy! The kudos of his fellow talking airheads, the biggest scoop of the year - who knows, maybe even an Emmy Award for investigative journalism. James Holmes was the name of the mass murderer at the cinema complex in Aurora, Colorado, and, by golly, there was a James Holmes listed on a local Tea Party web site! ABC News' Brian Ross, ace reporter, had scored!
It is human nature to seek the approval of one's peers, and this is a peer group trapped inside a case of 'Group Think' dementia of the highest order. In other words, they are *useless* in relation to their supposed function of informing the public.

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Brian Ross has therefore been added to the board of the Schieffer Blog Roll, on my right sidebar, as the ABC representative ...

The original honoree - representing CBS - was Bob Schieffer, for failing to ask Eric "My People" Holder, of the Department of Just Us, about dropping the New Black Panther voter intimidation case. When this issue was page one news. At the time, Schieffer settled on the "incompetence" defense, saying he wasn't prepared because he had just come back from vacation.

It's your yob, man! Either prepare to perform it or delegate the performance of it! The problem is ... I kinda think he already knows that. Schieffer plead down to "incompetence" to cover for lickspittle bootlicking, IMHO.

Andrea Mitchell joined the board when she presented a selectively edited video of NBC's political enemy Mitt Romney, to put him in a negative light ... carrying on the tradition NBC established by selectively editing audio of their political straw man (pinnata?) George Zimmerman.

As far as I know, Ms. Mitchell has not plead down to "incompetence" by way of explanation. Nor has she clarified she presents works of parody, which leaves only one remaining possible explanation for someone feigning objectivity. She's a complete fraud, out to destroy the leading contender to her messiah's throne.

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Now go put 'Journolist' into the Google machine. I'm tired of explaining the obvious here.

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Update 7/24/12 These useless hacks apparently can't even accurately transcribe a telephone interview anymore.

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Demotivational Roberts




The great Judge Andrew Napolitano also nailed it on Brett Bair's show tonight - when, among other brilliant observations, he pointed out this little detail: if it's a 'tax,' than it must constitutionally originate in the House. This monstrosity originated in the Senate, and would be therefore be unconstitutional characterized as a 'tax' (which it isn't anyway). Apparently the Chief Justice was in a such a rush to reach a pre-conceived conclusion, he overlooked this little flaw in his contorted reasoning. What an utter judicial abortion.

Update 6/29/12

I woke up this morning still spittin' mad over this absurd clown circus.



Q: When is a mandate a tax?

A: When the President repeatedly says it isn't to get it through the Senate, the three thousand page bill no one reads uses the word 'm' word, and a single judge bends himself into pseudo-intellectual pretzels to miraculously transform it.

DC has become a dangerously ridiculous parody of governance. Or, perhaps, the final proof of the immutable truth transmitted by my favorite all time political quote: "In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve."
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Sunday, June 24, 2012

Weekly Status Report


Astute readers of this blog have surely noticed the rate of postings here has dramatically declined during this month of June 2012.  There are several factors at play.

First, there is the professional dimension.  I have been nominated by my boss for two project rescues in a row.  I’ve been doing some big cat herding lately for pay, which means the pro bono blogging needed to take a back seat.

The first rescue is a classic case of a junior Project Manager (the one I replaced) following the form of the administrative process and exercising zero leadership.  Throw in a notoriously difficult executive stakeholder he lacked the chops to go toe-to-toe with, and overworked developers hiding under their desks as a survival response … and people were beginning to notice he couldn’t even baseline a schedule anybody could trust.  The schedule is now base-lined and under my change management control.  The executive stakeholder is sure to continue to be a pain in the a$$ - it’s who she is - but we understand each other now.  I have the attention of the developers, and visible work product is now being created. 

The most interesting relationship on this one looks like it will be with the customer relationship manager.  She’s one of those high-strung obsessive compulsives who likes to tell people what to do in minute detail.  For example, on Friday I had no choice but to put an end to an extended email thread with this: “How many ways are there to say something was written, will be reviewed, and then approved?  Point of diminishing returns reached. J.”  We’re working together as a team just fine so far.

The root cause for the second rescue is the complete opposite.  It was driven into the ground by a know-it-all senior engineer that communicated nothing to no one before unveiling what she assumed was a production ready system to the entire enterprise.  Needless to say … a highly visible crash and burn was the result.  I had the kickoff meeting for the restart this past Friday, to assert my dominance over a managed iterative delivery process.  The key stakeholders are meeting with me on Monday to elaborate the scope for delivery iteration 1.

The interesting twist on this one is my boss is a key stakeholder, another is his political rival, who oversaw the disaster, and the executive stakeholder is boss to both of them.  Should be loads of fun.

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My personal life has also required a good deal of attention to detail lately.  This is not the space to go into further detail. 

So, that’s it … the report from the brick and mortar world; the oxygen, carbon dioxide, and H2O world; explaining the blog’s diminished pace for delivering the conservative rants my loyal readership has enjoyed since December 2009.

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But, even with these real world considerations, the plain  fact is the need for this blog’s mission – “Because the only good Progressive is a failed Progressive” – is disappearing before our very eyes.  By this standard, the Empty Suit Known as Barack Hussein Obama is on a rocket slide toward becoming the best Progressive ever.

The economy still sucks and even gives signs of turning downward again.  This condition is due to the Progressive and Keynesian policy program inflicted upon the republic by the Alinskyite Socialist in the White House:  tax, spend, borrow, and zealously regulate.  When these policies are reversed, by his removal from office, an economic boom will be touched off as trillions of spooked investment dollars currently on the sidelines come roaring back into the economy at large.

Iran’s nuclear weapons program continues apace, due to Barry’s typically defeatist and inert Progressive approach to foreign affairs.  Lucky for western civilization Israel is under management that has no delusions about the need to defend itself.  If and when Israel does what it needs to do, this will not be good political news for the Empty Suit that Began His Worldwide Apology Tour with His Islamic Appeasement Speech in Cairo.

Speaking of Cairo, and naïve Progressive notions about the world at large, the so-called Egyptian ‘Arab Spring’ has resulted in the election of a President beholden to the Muslim Brotherhood (MB).  That’s not the Islamic Shriners, by the way … more like the Islamic MS13.  IMHO, it is fortunate for western civilization that the professional Egyptian Army, very Americanized due to close military-to-military relations for decades, has assumed the powers of the dissolved parliament that was also MB dominated after popular elections.  If the MB wins this power struggle with the Army brass, Egypt’s peace treaty with Israel will be worthless, and there will likely be war in the Sinai desert.  We need new management in DC willing to back the Egyptian Army for the cause of peace.

Returning back to the domestic scene, the #OccupyWhatever mob, behind whom Barry foolishly threw his prestige and sympathy, has reached the stage of terminal irrelevance.  Despite the corrupt and biased liberal media’s best efforts, the #OccupyWhatever mob shall be accurately recorded by history as not much more than a garden variety youth gang crime wave.  Unofficially funded by the Democrat party, that is. 

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Well, you get the picture … Jimmy Carter writ large, for those of you old enough to remember that national disaster - with a side of Saul Alinksy for an extra kick.  Botton line: there is not a snowball’s chance in hell Barry gets re-elected.  Part 26 of the “Newton’s Three Law’s” series will explain further.  LAS has been collecting links to collate into Part 26.  It’s not hard.  All I have to do is browse my way down my blog roll and the myriad of epic failures attributable to the Progressive in the White House jump out at me, as does the growing awareness of the American public, despite the mass hoodwinking being attempted by the corrupt and biased liberal media.

I twice abandoned this month a Jack Wiley Dithers piece, lacking the capacity to fully draft and edit it.  Earlier in the month, when the Campaigner-In-Chief was jetting off on Air Force One to west coast fundraisers while ignoring the D-Day anniversary, I had an idea for a desperate private campaign meeting on the airplane captured by a JWD operative … a flight attendant plant brought on to the JWD payroll for her … ahem .. unique assets.  Later in the month the idea morphed into a long string of desperate campaign conservations captured by a recording device injected into Barry’s favorite basketball … delayed by tedious editing required to remove all the background noise … you know, with all the dribbling.

Try to hang on a little while longer patriots, adult supervision will be coming back to DC soon.





Update 6/27/2012

The old conservative standby, American Spectator, has an excellent blog posting today fleshing out the adult view of conditions in Egypt.
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Demotivational Demagogue-In-Chief




Really, this is becoming embarrassing for everyone.

Update 6/15/12

The Empty Suit himself, or maybe his teleprompter, or maybe some other dopey hopenchanger campaign proxy on his behalf; sent out a terse fundraising email with *no subject* this morning.

The dead on sign of a campaign in a state of desperation and chaos. It's too bad there's no "recall" key on the Intertubes for this sort of embarrassment.




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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Demotivational Nutting




I think Doofus of the Year has been secured.
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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Demotivational "Julia"




Yesterday, while engaged in a mid-afternoon nap (I think I've explained before on this blog that I'm basically a grumpy old man, and that I hate the summer heat ... 85 degrees in humid DC makes we want to take nap, OK - any more questions?) I made a connection. The connection was between Team Obama's clownish "Julia" campaign ad and a novel I read many, many, many moons ago. Wasn't "Julia" Winston Smith's girlfriend partner in sex crime in Orwell's '1984'?

So she was.

I was so impressed with myself, I even uncharacteristically took to Twitter.



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I do *not* wish to live in a society surrounded by "Julia" (Obama's, not Orwell's - obviously something of a resistance heroine). Nor do I wish that fate upon my children. "Julia" (Obama's) is self-entitled, driven purely by base impulses, and utterly clueless about how anything works. Nor do I wish, or wish to see my children, trapped in the bureaucratic, Orwellian, society that breeds and coddles multitudes of this "Julia" composite (again, Obama's).

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May Obama's "Julia" die a quick death from deserved mockery, and the spirit of Orwell's "Julia" help bring it about.

Footnote

The graphic was created with naught but MS Powerpoint. You can plainly see I grew tired of making the general background match the "Julia" screenshot background. I attempted to contract with "web designer" "Julia" but she was on the 3 years' maternity leave guaranteed by Malia Obama's Family Leave Improvement Act of 2070.

Update

Just because ...

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

And as Quoted By 'Larry the Cable Guy' ... "Lord, I Apologize"



How did I end up here? Daddy needs a shower.

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