Whitey McBankster was the grandson of a typical white woman.
A typical bank VP with a typical corporate disposition.
Whitey McBankster's hippie mother told him so,
When he marked time at the exclusive poon-a-ho.
Columbia and Harvard on someone else’s dime,
His first house a sweetheart deal from a guy doing time.
Two autobiographies before his first full time job,
One ghost written by that Weather Underground slob.
The Choom Gang’s all time interception leader made good,
On history’s biggest pile of Wall Street donations he stood.
Then it turned out ‘Hope and Change’ meant ‘Let Them Eat Cake,’
When ‘Stimulus’ turned out to be fake, and the economy stank.
The Apologizer-In-Chief extended his open hand,
And the caliphate cut it off, just as they had planned.
But still somehow almost half want Whitey McBankster back.
Simply because Whitey McBankster is actually half black.
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