Despite my best intentions to leave this title behind ... basically due to the monotony … sometimes you just can’t ditch a good idea.
Sock! Mittens loses a triple header to today’s Not-Romney, Rick Santorum.
Pow! Look out Rick, Mittens the Hun and his Establishment caricature assassination squad will be gunning for you next.
Zock! LAS is still a Newt guy, rest assured. Because results matter and Newt is still the only Speaker in my lifetime to balance a federal budget. Everything else is bread and circuses. Maybe Santorum will return the favor and make the mistake of publicly instructing Newt to leave the race. :)
Bif! Give Santorum his due, though – he’s the first candidate to clear 50% with room to spare in any single contest.
Bam! LAS suspects Santorum – the natural candidate for the devoutly religious – is benefiting from BHO and His Corrupt Gang of Progressives trying to shove contraception down the Catholic church’s throat.
Sok! Meanwhile, BHO’s Secretary of Defense has either been stricken with Alzheimer’s or is sending discreet signals to Tehran, breathing new life into the Stupid or Treasonous series.
Blap! The Israelis have stopped trying to figure out the Stupid or Treasonous angle, and will be taking care of business themselves.
Whap! LAS is glad to see the initiative displayed by the Israelis. Because we here in the US have things to attend to domestically. Like getting conservatives and unrepentant domestic terrorists to the same dinner table for a little light bi-partisan political discourse.
Bif! And stealing elections, if you are a Democrat.
Oooof! And harassing conservatives, if you are an Occupier.
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