Monday, January 16, 2012
Discovered last week inside my mailbox. So many questions ...
Is there a dire national need to improve the efficiency of junk mail delivery?
Am I a criminal if I remove the sticker?
If I replace the crusty old mailbox with a shiny new one, will their system become confused? Will I be assessed a tax?
If they can afford the snazzy new data collection technology, why can't they print a leaflet answering my questions?
Does this mean I will never again have to walk my neighbor's mis-routed mail across the street? (Doubt it)
Or maybe there is something more nefarious afoot. Perhaps I should write a memo.
EXTRA SPECIAL EMERGENCY CLASS DELIVERY
Monday January 16, 2012
To: VRWC HQ
From: LAS DC Outpost
** BURN AFTER READING **
Stop sending instructions via snail mail. They are on to me. Please reimburse postage.