Received today in the inbox belonging to a certain resident of a certain apartment community ...
Good Morning Residents,
Due to recent events we will no longer be accepting USB drives to print-out documents. Documents will have to be e-mailed to [email address redacted] and the files to be printed (not to exceed 10 pages) must be in Microsoft Word or PDF format, no other formats will be accepted.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding in this matter,
"Recent events"? Yeah - that means somebody was carrying around a disease ridden thumb drive ready to take down any digital citizen dumb enough to let it be stuck into them without taking proper precautions. Proper digital hygiene being of the utmost importance when they are giving storage devices to anybody and everybody, you know.
Be safe out there, kiddies.
“Because BHO Still Has 909 Days To Wreck The Whole Place”