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Another Tax day / Patriot's Day passes without expected right wing violence.

Chechen people still predominately Muslim.

Mass break out outbreak of self-organizing support groups among Washington, DC liberals.

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“If You Can’t Scoop It, Make It Up.”

Update 4/22/13

If an editorial correction falls in these woods and no one notices, did it occur at all?