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Discovered last week inside my mailbox. So many questions ...

Really?

AYFKM?

Is there a dire national need to improve the efficiency of junk mail delivery?

Am I a criminal if I remove the sticker?

If I replace the crusty old mailbox with a shiny new one, will their system become confused? Will I be assessed a tax?

If they can afford the snazzy new data collection technology, why can't they print a leaflet answering my questions?

Does this mean I will never again have to walk my neighbor's mis-routed mail across the street? (Doubt it)

Or maybe there is something more nefarious afoot. Perhaps I should write a memo.

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HIGH PRIORITY MEMO

EXTRA SPECIAL EMERGENCY CLASS DELIVERY

Monday January 16, 2012

To: VRWC HQ

From: LAS DC Outpost

** BURN AFTER READING **

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Stop sending instructions via snail mail. They are on to me. Please reimburse postage.